Corrupt-A-Wish

[Erverain]

Granted, but it's due to the fact that it is raining blood.

I wish we would stop escalating these things so quickly...  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Erverain

Granted, but it's due to the fact that it is raining blood.

I wish we would stop escalating these things so quickly...

... no idea what you mean... redface  

[Erverain]

((OUT OF ROTATION))
What I mean is that we always seem to jump to a violent or gore-riddled corruption of a wish, instead of something harmless. And it almost always occurs immediately, without any build-up.  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

alright...

Granted, but now everyone corrups the wishes the exact same way, making ths forum boring

I wish I had a wolf friend on Gaia  

[Erverain]

Granted, but it wants to be a bit more than friends, if you catch my drift.

I wish that I didn't have such a guttermind.  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Erverain

Granted, but it wants to be a bit more than friends, if you catch my drift.

I wish that I didn't have such a guttermind.

oh dear... eek

anyway... Granted, but now you're so smart that noone can understand a thing you're saying

I wish I was a wolf for my new wolf 'friend'  

[nedozuki_88]

granted. but did you know that the wolf is a he~?
I wish I was the prettyiest girl in the world  

[Chemmon]

granted, but all the runners up were jealous and banded together to kill you.

i wish i was 1337 at online FPS's
ninja  

[blue0212]

granted, but everyone lost so much, they never went on again leaving you waiting for no one in your favorite little hiding spot while you await another mindless victim to fall into your hands which is............ never

I wish that the wish I granted was shorter  

[invisible-weirdo]

Granted. It's only five words now. Unfortunately, those words are among those insanely long and complicated-looking Russian words.

I wish my head didn't hurt right now...>.>  

[blue0212]

granted. It doesn't hurt right now, but will cause excruciating pain in 1 hour and 5 minutes.

I wish that zomg was already out  

[invisible-weirdo]

Granted buy you have to shell out actual money for it (like Aquariums).

I wish it would let me onto a server already >.<  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, but everything else on your internet crashes

I wish, I wish, I was a fish  

[blue0212]

Granted, but you don't have any gills causing you to drown as a guppy

I wish that I could draw better  

[nedozuki_88]

Granted, but your only allowed one pencil in your life, which breaks after an hour.

I wish that i wasnt blowing my brains outta my nose rite now >M<