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 Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:00 pm
Granted, but as you're drinking it you choke and it comes out your nose.
I wish I had a puppy.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:08 am
Granted, but the puppy gets distracted and runs off.
I wish that I become a vet.
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:07 pm
granted, but you are a terrible one, and end up being responsible for the deaths of hundreds of pets.
i wish i lived in a paradise.
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:19 pm
Granted, but after one day in pure happiness you get sent to hell for eternty twisted
I wish for japanese food.
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:12 am
granted, but it is a large octopus, and is still alive. it strangles you.
i wish that i was omnipotent.
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 2:32 pm
Granted. You only had those powers for one second.
I wish I had a rocket launcher.
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:56 pm
granted. the rocket launches you into space and blows you up.
i wish that my finals would be even easier than i expect them to be.
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:59 pm
Granted. You were so amazed at its being easy that you became careless and flunked it. dramallama (< That happened to me once! mrgreen )
I wish for a meteor shower.
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:43 pm
Granted. The next time you get in the shower and turn it on, you get pelted with pieces of space rock.
I wish I had a spaceship.
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:16 am
Granted. You don't have gas.
I wish Santa died in people's minds
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:28 am
Granted. He still lives IRL.
I wish I had an impenetrable tank that had rocket boosters.
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:23 pm
granted. it's so impenetrable that you can never get out.
i wish that i didn't have to shovel the snow off the deck.
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:42 pm
Granted. Now there's no more snow to shovel and the world goes into total climate change resulting in your death and the death of millions of others making me the leader of the survivors thus granting MY wish for world domination.
I wish Santa died in a car accident where I "accidentally" hit him while he's crossing the street to get to his reindeer.
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:59 am
Granted. He goes through your windshield and kills you as well. Now my threat to power is dead. Just as planned...
Speaking of which, I wish I had a Death Note.
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:46 pm
Granted. You have a note that says you're dead and since we're in the magical realm of wish-granting, you really ARE dead eliminating my opponent of the day.
I wish for a Mythrill sword for slashing and dicing
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