Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[Kusaragi]

Because Gay marriage is illegal in my state and you loved your guitar more then me.  

[Bassios]

Because you didn't love my guitar as much as I did.

IT HAS FEELINGS TOO, Y'KNOW! crying

 

[Taeryyn]

Because you won't share your wodka. crying WODKA.  

[Kusaragi]

Because your frequent changes of colors caused me to have an epileptic seizure.  

[Koneko Midoria]

Because when you said we were going to live on the moon, you literally meant it.
ARE YOU NUTS?

 

[Kusaragi]

Because I couldn't be tied down to one planet. The universe is too vast.  

[Erverain]

You refuse to cover up. Some people do get jealous if their significant other flaunts everything to every Tom, Tabby, and Alley Cat around the block.
You and your spacefaring ways have jumped up on me for the last time! And we both know that robot is more than meets the eye!  

[Koneko Midoria]

I felt like I was married to my cat. Heck, my cat didn't cough up half as many fur balls as you did!

gonk

 

[Erverain]

Hmph. Who's like a cat?! You couldn't be bothered to give me the time of day unless I either fed you or you were in a good mood.
And the reason cats do that is because they are forced to groom themselves. Whereas I, on the other hand, am capable of taking showers. And enjoy them.  

[Koneko Midoria]

Well, hmpf.

You took too many showers, my water bill was through the roof!

 

[pickle relish]

You don't approve of person hygiene!! D:<  

[Koneko Midoria]

You kept telling lies!

I most certainly do approve, but three showers a day is over doing it! Once a day or twice at the most is all that's needed!

 

[pickle relish]

Because you've been divorced 16 times already!!  

[Koneko Midoria]

Because you kept count of something that I didn't want to keep count of!

What are you, a stalker!?

xD  

[Taeryyn]

Because you're a girl. gonk Man, you lied to me about what was under that skirt. "It's just a manly kilt," you said. LIES.

(Edit: Meant for Pickles)