Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[Goddess Ace]

A: On the table but the cat ran off with them and was hit by a car =o

Q: Did the cat go to hell or heaven or limbo?  

[Libidinal Catharsis]

A: none of the above; Cats don't have souls according to Judeo-Christian religion.

Q: Why is bird s**t white?  

[K` the warrior]

A:Two reasons:So that it'll look more gross
So that it'll show more on my car! Dammit!!

Q:Why can't cows fly?  

[Helkith]

cuz then it would be too hard to milk them

why shouldn't i run with scissors?  

[JDot]

A: B/c scissors don't like to run.

Q: Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers.  

[K` the warrior]

A: To make pizza with peppers and get rich

Q:Why can't humans talk with animals?  

[Obsidian_Nightmares]

A: cause the humans would hunt down their babies and kill them.

Q: Why is purple roses?  

[Goddess Ace]

A: Profit.

Q: Why did the chicken not coss the road?  

[abkvs]

Because he found his brain in a trash can west of minnesota.

Why are my lunchbuddies such porn fiends?  

[Hamstertastic]

because they are secretlly attemting to take over the world

Why is it that I have no life?  

[abkvs]

Because I ate it for breakfast.

Why didn't I save any for lunch?  

[Libidinal Catharsis]

Because it gives you heartburn and you didn't want heartburn twice.

Why is it that I go to bed at two, wake up at eleven, and still need a nap around five?  

[astrea19]

Why is it that I go to bed at two, wake up at eleven, and still need a nap around five?
bacuase ur as old as a dinosaur

why did god create men???  

[Libidinal Catharsis]

A: he was stoned--Oh, wait, that was the Platypus...

Q: Why is my avi so damn cute?  

[abkvs]

Because the Gaia-goddesses are lesbians

Why does everyone want to bang domo? domokun