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 Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:28 pm
A: On the table but the cat ran off with them and was hit by a car =o
Q: Did the cat go to hell or heaven or limbo?
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:52 pm
A: none of the above; Cats don't have souls according to Judeo-Christian religion.
Q: Why is bird s**t white?
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K` the warrior rolled 3 4-sided dice:
3, 2, 3
Total: 8 (3-12)
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:27 pm
A:Two reasons:So that it'll look more gross
So that it'll show more on my car! Dammit!!
Q:Why can't cows fly?
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:07 am
cuz then it would be too hard to milk them
why shouldn't i run with scissors?
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:16 pm
A: B/c scissors don't like to run.
Q: Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers.
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K` the warrior rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 2, 1
Total: 12 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:48 pm
A: To make pizza with peppers and get rich
Q:Why can't humans talk with animals?
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:35 pm
A: cause the humans would hunt down their babies and kill them.
Q: Why is purple roses?
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:39 pm
A: Profit.
Q: Why did the chicken not coss the road?
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:52 pm
Because he found his brain in a trash can west of minnesota.
Why are my lunchbuddies such porn fiends?
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:05 pm
because they are secretlly attemting to take over the world
Why is it that I have no life?
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:28 pm
Because I ate it for breakfast.
Why didn't I save any for lunch?
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:24 pm
Because it gives you heartburn and you didn't want heartburn twice.
Why is it that I go to bed at two, wake up at eleven, and still need a nap around five?
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:08 pm
Why is it that I go to bed at two, wake up at eleven, and still need a nap around five?
bacuase ur as old as a dinosaur
why did god create men???
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:27 pm
A: he was stoned--Oh, wait, that was the Platypus...
Q: Why is my avi so damn cute?
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:52 pm
Because the Gaia-goddesses are lesbians
Why does everyone want to bang domo? domokun
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