Vending Machine

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

My new happy friend and I play barbies.
I insert a math textbook.

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

lights the math book on fire and laughs!

I insert lighter fluid

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

I use the lighter fluid to start a bonfire in my back yard.
I insert a calculator.

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

uses the calculator to make funny words.

I insert a box of tissue.

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

I watch a depreeisng movie that makes me cry and use the tissues to blow my nose.
I insert 'The Goonies' (the movie, not the characters)

Because grey will not do.

 

[Hikaruhia]

Squees and hugs the Goonies movie.
Inserts her favoritest actor ever, Sean Astin biggrin  

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

Watches Sean Astin in LOTR and screams NO FRODO!!! LISTEN TO SAM!!!.
I insert a watermellon.

Because grey will not do.

 

[Hikaruhia]

Let's out a battle cry and punches watermellon
Inserts palm leaf  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

uses the palm leaf to fan a friend

I insert a dog biscuit

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

I give the dog biscuit to my puppy Brandon.
I insert tomatoes.

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

washes the tomato, cuts it up, pours some salt on each piece and eats it all up!

I insert salt

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

I put the salt in a pot of water, boil it, add some spaghetti, and watch the spaghetti cook.
I insert the cooked spaghetti.

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

gobbles up the spaghetti for fear someone else will want some (lol I'm hungry right now)


I insert a naked mole rat

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

I donate the naked mole rat to the zoo.
I insert the zoo.

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

I give the zoo to a friend

and I insert an amusement park!

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"