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 Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:40 am
Let them have a bowl of milk or water with meds that cause constipation. That would certainly shut their holes up.
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:40 pm
Get your shotgun and go have some geese huntin' fun.
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:43 pm
Problem: There are at least 50 ***** camping in your backyard.
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:48 pm
cooperate with the police to set them up so that they'll go to jail and you'll be rid of them.
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:09 pm
Tell them the location of a nearby playground.
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:15 pm
get your five year old daughter and son to run past them and lead them away.
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 6:54 pm
Problem: World War III is imminent
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:49 am
find a well-stocked and defended bunker, establish a solid supply line, and wait it out.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:35 pm
pretend nothing is happening and run around the old battlefield in your area naked as usual.
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:53 am
go on a killing spree, thinking that, if everyone around you is dead, nobody will be around to kill you.
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:04 pm
problem: my tea is too hot to drink and i dont feel like putting an icecube in it.
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 6:34 pm
Blow on it and wait until it cools.
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:12 pm
put it in the freezer for a few hours.
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:16 pm
Pour it in the toilet then shatter the cup on the floor!! twisted
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:22 pm
i love to read but just don't feel like doing it anymore! gonk
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