Why did you divorce the aay?

[asmindys]

She was too lovely for me.

 

[ChimeBell]

We were married by an Indian shaman, but she kept talking about a conventional wedding in white.  

[Elemental Doll]

Ebony the Peacian

The Zexy Log

I find tattoos extremely unattractive.

Same here! And I feel like you and I are the only ones in the whole world who feel that way. I am not attracted to a man with tattoos.

Because he always insisted on being ~*mysterious*~ with his dark clothing and stuff.

I completely agree. All of my friends find it to be the best thing in the world, and most of my guy friends say they want tattoos all over they're bodies. Eh. sweatdrop

I divorced him because he took too many pictures. smile

 

[Miumarie]

Her dress is too white and puffy, as mine is slim and blue.  

[ChimeBell]

She was too old for me, her her is already white.


@tattoos: I would never get one myself and I don't think it is sexy, but as long as my partner's skin doesn't look like a comicbook page, I can live with it.  

[Miumarie]

She thought I was too old, my hair is naturally white! (like Lady GaGa ((kinda)) xD)  

[Elemental Doll]

Because she's always wearing my favorite color. 3nodding

 

[Miumarie]

She reminds me on Goldilocks!!  

[asmindys]

(( Whoa... it appears my response has triggered an entire topic O_O Yay~! ))

We look like complete opposites.

 

[ChimeBell]

She wasn't the same after her make-over, she turned from angelic white to demonic pink.  

[Elemental Doll]

( That's good! It actually makes posting...funner? I guess you could say that. ^-^ )

It was hard for me to read what he put, because my eyes didn't like the pink that much.

 

[Windyful]

She didn't make a good pie >:/  

[ChimeBell]

Her bird's constant chirping made me leave.  

[Miumarie]

She wouldn't let me borrow her cam for like, 5 secs.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

She was too good for me. ;_;