The Guild's Incorrect Quotes

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Ada: My kink is when people genuinely care about my feelings and listen to me.

Michelle: Too unrealistic. Stick to BDSM like the rest of us.

source : tumblr
characters involved : Ada Whitethorne, Michelle Catlin  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Callidahlia: I'm going to miss these little perks when we're in Azkaban, forced to carry knock-off handbags and drink tap water.

Remington: ...That's what you think Azkaban is?

source : The Good Place
characters involved : Callidora Nott/Dahlia Edgeworth, Remington Nott  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Di: Wren, I did something terrible.

Wren (nonchalantly): Don't worry, I have a shovel.

Di: I- wait, what did you think I did?

Wren (brandishing shovel): It doesn't matter, Di. No one will ever know.

source : tumblr
characters involved : Diantha Warlow, Wren Argall  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Jesse (through door): Are you decent?

Elliott: Morally? No. But I'm wearing pants.

source : tumblr
characters involved : Jesse Calvert, Elliott Holt  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Manon: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be a better person every single day? ...Also no.

source : tumblr
characters involved : Manon Warlow  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Jer (shrugs): Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Michael (under breath): Please never become a surgeon.

source : tumblr
characters involved : Jer Lovette, Michael Davenport  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Jasmine: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game, and I'm winning.

source : tumblr
characters involved : Jasmine Pierce  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Auror Meeting:

Elliott (slams fists down on table): Make the plan. Execute the plan.

Magnus (shrugging): Expect the plan to go off rails... Throw away the plan...

source : tumblr
characters involved : Elliott Holt, Magnus Borson  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Barry: Anyone ever tell you you've got anger issues?

Callista (flips hair): I prefer the term 'leadership skills'.

source : tumblr
characters involved : Ibarra Bautista, Callista Hargrave  

[CatWaffle]

Hikaru: I’m getting a haircut today
Remi: Which one?
Hikaru: Strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest.


source : Tumblr
characters involved : Hikaru Nakano, Remi Roussel  

[CatWaffle]

Felix: [at the world] Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
Eddie: Are you ok?
Felix: my cat stole my f*cking garlic bread….


source : Tumblr
characters involved : Felix Geary, Edgar Fardqurson  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Wyatt: You're so dramatic.

Milo [while holding a crystal wine glass, throwing rose petals, dressed in all purple velvet, draped across a piano]: I have no idea what you're talking about


source : tumblr
characters involved : Wyatt and Milo Abrams  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

James: I promised Lyre we wouldn't do anything stupid!

Milo [holding a pile of shot glasses]: Why would you lie to your wife like that?


source : tumblr
characters involved : James Masters, Milo Abrams  

[MJ Spooks]

Will: Everybody quiet down!

Jack: Augh, they're not listening to you! Where's Ridley, she's great at shushing!

Ridley: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Will: Wow, she is great at shushing

Jack: I know, she's like a librarian!

source: Brooklyn 99
characters involved: Wilson and Jackson Hawthorne, Ridley Lovell  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Elliott: I'm literally gonna fight the next person who hates on my boyfriend.

Jesse: I hate myself, though.

Elliott: ALRIGHT YOU BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF s**t, COME ON!


source : tumblr
characters involved : Elliott Holt, Jesse Calvert