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 Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:19 pm
Granted. The person who explains it to you is me. You understand it fine, just the wrong answers. When you give the wrong answers in class your overly cruel teacher whips you to death.
I wish I had a car.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:36 pm
Granted, but it breaks down the second time you drive it, and its impossible to fix.
I wish my psych teacher didn't speak in monotone.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:41 pm
But then your teacher didn't speak at all and you fail the class.
I wish that I wiil get that Recruiter Officere position in ROTC.
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:07 pm
Granted. You get a insane recruit who stabs who through your right lung.
I wish that I owned a llama petting zoo.
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:13 pm
Granted. One day the llamas go berserk and begin a stampede and trample you into the ground !
I wish I owned an amusement park
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:33 pm
Granted. One day as you are walking around a rollercoaster flies off the railing and pops your balloon, leaving you a depressed wreck.
I wish that I had your balloon.
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:03 pm
Granted the balloon is overfilled with helium and it carries you away into the clouds !
I wish I could go to Las Vegas
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:29 pm
Granted. Not only do you lose all of your money put you pull the wrong lever on the slot machines, exploding them and you.
I wish that I had the money you just lost.
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:59 pm
Granted but you get badly beaten by two thugs in the parking lot who run off with your money !
I wish Dilana would win on the Rock Star: Supernova finale tonight.
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:52 pm
Granted, but no one besides you cares.
I wish my neck wasn’t so sore.
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:54 pm
Granted but the pain moves to your head and you now have the worst migrane in history and die from the agonizing pain!
I wish I had a bird sanctuary
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:11 pm
Granted, but your friends play a prank on you and cover you with birdseed. And you haven't fed your birds.
I wish I had a Goodyear Blimp.
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:06 pm
You get a goodyear blimp, then crash it into a skyscraper
I wish this wish won't get corrupted.
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:08 pm
Granted nobody responds to your wish at all and the thread dies.
I wish I wrote a best-selling book
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:20 am
you're going write the best-selling book but it will be banned by the Pope.
i wish i have a lot of potato
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