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 Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:17 pm
Granted, but the car will cost you several million grands and a lifetime of servitude.
I wish that I knew what was wrong.
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:49 pm
Granted but once you find out that everything is wrong and no one is right you lock yourself in your room forever and ever...
I wish I could play the guitar better...
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:59 pm
Granted, only the guitar injures your eyes and you are no longer able to see.
I wish that I knew what was right.
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:13 pm
Granted you know what is right, but you soon die afterwards and you can never tell your knowledge to the world...
I wish the only season was Fall...
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:18 pm
Granted, but the water never rise because summer never comes and the earth falls out of orbit.
I wish that I knew what to do.
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:23 pm
Granted and you do it, but you never remember what you did after you did it...
I wish I could draw better...
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:53 pm
Poof....you can but your drawings are so good they come to life and eat you slowly and painfully biggrin
I wish i had a giant duck to destroy Chicago with
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:04 pm
Granted, but the duck refuses to cooperate.
I wish that I could tell time without a watch.
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:47 pm
Granted, but then no one belives you when they ask you for the time.
I wish the day was thiry-six hours long.
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:56 pm
Granted, but you have to work 30 of them for 25 cents an hour. A McDonalds' burger costs the same as it did in a 24 hour day.
I wish that the aliens' brainwaves would stay out of my head.
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:39 am
Granted, but alien tentacles don't stay out.
I wish that I was always right.
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:12 am
Granted, but now it takes too long to turn left and you go insane and can't get out of the way in time and get hit by a car.
I wish this new keyboard was actually set up in a somewhat reasonable manner! gonk
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:13 am
Granted, it is now in the DVORAK key arrangement.
I wish that randomness could be controlled.
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:22 am
Granted, you now have the power of randomness and I have organized chaos. Your closet eats you and you find 1 million dollars.
I wish more of my friends were online.
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:31 am
Granted, oh s**t! I'm not your friend. :< *stabs*
I wish that I knew what was meant.
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