Would you rather...?

[Ogyshi]

I could probably think of some cooler deaths involving the pit of jagged rocks. Buuuuut if I'm eaten by sharks I could think "wow, I'm useful even after I'm dead in this beings digestive system." and I would have helped the shark. Errr.. though sharks don't usualy eat people, I'd go with that.

Be the 'x' key on a keyboard or be the 'e' key?  

[123456hi]

I would rather be the e key.

Would you rather walk in snow with a T-shirt or walk in a desert in a jacket?  

[Mikado ~King of the Light]

Desert and Jacket smile

Would you rather have a name of a random person tattood on your forhead or a random image?  

[Large Inmate]

Random image.

Would you rather be a rock song or a county song?  

[Erverain]

Rock song, because I don't like country music. Also, Rock songs can be upbeat.

Would you rather...
Be forced to fight Mr. Jimmy in a schoolgirl outfit, or run through the entirety of your school completely naked?  

[Alarias]

gonk Both options sound terrifying but, I'd have to go with fight Mr. Jimmy in a schoolgirl outfit cry


Would you rather play chess or checkers?  

[Erverain]

Chess.

Would you rather...
Make aretoo a sandwich, or eat a small mammal?  

[silver_swordsman]

eat a small mammal, I've had to eat a squirrel and it tasted pretty good

fail a test or eat it [the test]  

[Erverain]

Fail it, because I could get an F+.
(I've gotten those before. It's a 69.8%. My History teacher was a major douche and didn't round up. But I'm not going to whine about it here...)


Would you rather...
Be the Walrus or the Eggman, coocoo cachoo?  

[Allah The Eternal]

(erverain, you should have said something to your teacher))

the walrus, I guess.

would you rather let stevie wonder (who is blind) give you a tattoo, or jump off a 50 story building?  

[Erverain]

The Wonder Tattoo. Who knows, it could kick a**.

(As for the teacher, his antics were not unnoticed by the other parents of his failed students, and he had to pass us at the end of senior year. He failed me at a 69.8 for TWO YEARS. Two freaking years. I am now retaking, for the third time, the exact same History course. Luckily, he doesn't teach here...)

Would you rather...
Eat a retardedly spicy burrito, or down a capful of Texas Chili Death Sauce?
(I know somebody who did the latter...)  

[Allah The Eternal]

(say what? thats seriously ******** up.))

I would eat the burrito, those things are soooooo gooood.

would you rather be impaled with a spear, or get shot in the neck?  

[Erverain]

(I should know...)

I would get shot in the neck, because then I would die much more cleanly.

Would you rather...
Be grafted to a computer for the rest of your life or live without modern conveniences for the rest of your natural life?

(And the guy who ate the hot sauce? He got about fifteen bucks for it. His buddies took a collection around the school, as a sort of "prize.")  

[Allah The Eternal]

((I ate a cricket once. it was good, i got it at this carnival, they were selling crickets that were dipped in chocolate.))

i would rather live without modern conveniences, at least i could still have a life.

would you rather fight a bear, or fall out of an airplane with no parachute?  

[Erverain]

I'd fight a bear, because that is awesome.

Would you rather...
play children's card games for the rest of your life, or be stuck with a really squeaky voice?