rave nights; Our very own RP thread! See 2nd post!

[Soultrain]

Baby alien baby aliens?! AND the Cheat Commandoes taking over our thread? AT THE SAME TIME?! NUUUUUUUU!  

[StuffGal]

But yes! crying Very yes! Whatever shall we do?

Now, I propose we simply go pirate on the lot of 'em... *rolls out a cannon* pirate What do you think?  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Will I have to wear an eyepatch for all this? Or is this the kind of pirate that makes illegal copies of music and anime?  

[Soultrain]

Stuffgal

But yes! crying Very yes! Whatever shall we do?

Now, I propose we simply go pirate on the lot of 'em... *rolls out a cannon* pirate What do you think?

pirate

Yes! Turning pirate is the solution!

Whats..Her..Face!!

Will I have to wear an eyepatch for all this? Or is this the kind of pirate that makes illegal copies of music and anime?

Yes, we're going to download them into submission. stare  

[StuffGal]

Eyepatches are only for pirates dumb man enough to poke the eye out with their hook while trying to scratch an itch there. I myself do not prefer them, because they mess with depth perception...

Now that that's cleared up, where're those cannon balls? whee  

[Soultrain]

Here ya go!

*opens hatch revealing cannonballs and gunpowder*

Let's rock! I mean...AARRRRRH! pirate  

[StuffGal]

Ah! Thanks! whee Let's load 'er up! *proceeds to do so*

*kicks the thread's door open* Listen up, you, you- - - you!!! *pulls out lighter, ignites the cannon, aims, and backs away* Our thread! evil FIRE!

Cannon: *fires*  

[Soultrain]

*door gets kicked open*

GUNHAVER: What the crap?!

*cannon fires, scattering Cheat Commandoes all over thread*

GUNHAVER: BLUE LASER CAUGHT US IN A TRAP! CHEAT COMMANDOES! FALL BACK TO THE ACTION FIGURE STORAGE TRUCK!

*Cheat Commandoes flee*

Holy Crap! One of our plans worked on the first try! eek Now to deal with those baby alien baby aliens!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

They're probably just regrouping so they can launch a coordinated counter-attack.  

[Soultrain]

gonk We need to reload the cannon now!

*looks around*

Hey, the Commandoes left all their stuff here. Maybe we can use it to fend them off!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Hey! Check it out! It's a Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket!

*puts on*

I might have a chance with this thing!  

[Soultrain]

I don't see that ending well for you What's Her Face.

We need a plank! Pirates needs planks to make people walk, right? pirate  

[StuffGal]

A plank? Right-o! *grabs a left over Cheat Commando axe* Someone, get the ominously-circling sharks! *runs off to cut down a tree*

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Mmm, whatta nice tree! Choppy choppy, for you!

Baby alien: Ahh! You!

...me?

Baby alien: Get her! She heard our plan!

Augh! Don't get me! I can't hear anything! crying *runs away*

Baby Aliens: *chase* *shoot destructive laser beams from their eyes*  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

*rummages through Cheat Commandoes stuff*

Hey look! A Cheat Commandoes circling shark accessory set! You can only get one of these by sending in 120 cheat points plus $11.01 shipping in to Cheap as Free Toys!

*deploys shark set*

There!

*hears Stuffgal fleeing from baby aliens*

I'll help! Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket FIRE!

*rocket fires, but the recoil knocks me into sharks*

CHOMP'D!!

OW! NOT AGAIN!  

[Soultrain]

*rocket lands right in the middle of the baby alien baby aliens and explodes*

Baby aliens: WTF? That was a plastic rocket! Your cheap toys have no effect on us!

Yeah, but maybe this will!

*fires cannon loaded with spinach at baby aliens*

Baby aliens: It burns!