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"I am 27% stupid"

wouldn't it be funny if someone only had one of the statements apply but did the math wrong xD?

1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [ ] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to f**k off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked
at me weird.
10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. >
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will
happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was
in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking
about.
32. [x] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

1. [X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [ ] I have choked on my own spit
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [X] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to f**k off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [X] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked
at me weird.
10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. >
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [ ] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >
15. [X] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [X] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [X] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [X] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will
happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was
in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking
about.
32. [X] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [X] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
I am 39% Stupid

1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [x] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off.
8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked
at me weird.
10. [x] I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. >
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will
happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was
in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking
about.
32. [ ] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

I'm 51% stupid...Wow..I feel incredibly stupid right about now...

1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [x] I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [x] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. >
13. [x]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. (Only the shake their heads half... they don't really walk away)
18. [x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [x] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [x] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

I am 58.5% stupid

1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [ ] I have choked on my own spit
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [ ] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to f**k off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [X] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked
at me weird.
10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. >
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [X] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [X] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will
happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was
in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [X] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking
about.
32. [ ] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

I'm 15% stupid. 0.0

1. [ x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [x ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x ] I have choked on my own spit
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x ] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to f**k off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [ x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked
at me weird.
10. [x ] I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. >
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x ] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [ x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [ x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [ x] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [x ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will
happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [ x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was
in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [x ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [ x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking
about.
32. [x ] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.


Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.

Repost this as "I am 48% stupid"

I am 39% stupid.

1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit
4. [x] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked
at me weird.
10. [x] I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. >
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will
happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was
in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking
about.
32. [x] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.