~Why Not's "Half a MILLION Posts" CELEBRATION!!~

[ApacheTear]

....whats with all these chuck norris "facts"?  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

ApacheTear

....whats with all these chuck norris "facts"?

I'm just bored... Lol


Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.  

[ApacheTear]

Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur

ApacheTear

....whats with all these chuck norris "facts"?

I'm just bored... Lol


Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.

oh XP well imma go eat...so have fun posting chuck norris facts ^^ ill be back in 15 razz  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Bye



Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.  

[The Winged Wolf]

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[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.  

[The Winged Wolf]

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[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.