The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately someone had some Tums.

 

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Now I am become Death

Unfortunately that does not alleviate the dissolving skin dilemma.

The destroyer of worlds

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately the FDA is working on an over the counter that will take care of that problem.

 

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

I have no master

Unfortunately that took too long and cost too much.

I am chaos

 

[Bluejayy]

Fortunately it passed the Keith Richards safety test...  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Be who you are and say what you feel

Unfortunately that doesn't help anybody.

Because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind

 

[ancantsia]

Fortunately I revived this thread before It fell off the page :3

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe know they are God

 

[PebbleDrop856]

Unfortunately more people are gonna come here and crowd up the thread  

[silent_calling]

Fortunately you're right. Unfortunately, I haven't posted here in a while. Fortunately, I'm posting here now! xd

(yeah, I know- only one at a time- but I had that set up perfectly!!)  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

You can not win

Unfortunately this space is intentionally left blank.

If you do not play

 

[silent_calling]

Fortunately I remembered this thread's existence.  

[Gyzvx]

Unfortunately I lack enough sleep to come up with something clever to type in this post.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Imagination is not made of rainbows

Fortunately that is not very important here.

It is made of cardboard and duct-tape

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Unfortunately it's always the little things that count in life

 

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Words are a waste of time

Unfortunately, the little things are often times overlooked.

Destruction is a language everyone understands