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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 12:27 pm
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One's kinda stupid, the other one's from school.
The one from school:
I walk into my English class, and sit down. Then, Kevin (Mexican kid) walks in. As my English teacher walks in and says, "So, how did the trial go?" (Apparently, the Mexican stole some iPods.) Kevin states, "They moved the court date to May 22." When my teacher asked why they did that, Kevin said, "I pissed off the DA." "What did your parents say?" Mr. Casey inquired. "They weren't there." "Okay, what about your lawyer?" "He told me to get some meds."
2nd story:
Lyss walks into her OB/GYN office with a full bladder to get an ultrasound. She learns: -Her left ovary is out in the middle of nowhere. (It's a little high, but not too much.) -Her right ovary is apparently "pretty.' -She has a high level of testerone, normal LDL, and low HDL. -Lyss got pills, and has obtained a cute green bag to tote them around in, along with lip gloss and a lanyard type thing.
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Lyss The One In The Back Crew
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 12:40 pm
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 12:42 pm
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 12:58 pm
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:02 pm
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:03 pm
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:05 pm
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:07 pm
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:23 pm
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:24 pm
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:28 pm
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:32 pm
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Teh Dana Thanatos Phoenix Teh Dana And I was resisting to change! xd
you sums of beetches. WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY xd Oh God no. xd Oh God yes xd
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:43 pm
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