Prinniesdood
Aww, heck! Just one more story before I go! It’s a bit dirty and long but, meh. Here:
School Grounds
Muffin, Sanzo, and Jimmy are in the principal’s office and are discussing Muffin’s problems with the other students.
Sanzo: Well, you see, principal Slim, Muffin has a little problem with water. *pours some water on Muffin and Muffin transforms into squid mode* Sorry, honey.
Muffin: *slides off his seat* It’s okay mom…
Jimmy: He has an Uncle that helps him out by building special items for him, in case he ever transforms. Oh, here, let me give you his number…*pulls out a piece of paper and writes Undakai and his number on it*
Slim: *stands up and leans on her desk* Oh, you poor boy! It must be really hard for you to make friends in school!
Muffin: *climbs up on the chair* It’s okay ma’am I have enough friends already.
Slim: Muffin, dear. Why don’t you wait outside on one of the chairs. I need to discuss some issues with your mother and father personally.
Muffin: Yes, ma’am. *slides off the chair and crawls out of the room*
When he reaches the outside, he takes a seat on one of the chairs next to the principal’s door. Muffin looks to his side and sees Mr. Matrias, Kire and Viral seated next to him.
Muffin: *sweat* Eeep…
Meanwhile Inside the Principal’s office…
Slim: Don’t worry. I’ll make sure your son is kept safe from any criticizing students! ^^
Behind her, Sanzo and Jimmy see Mr. Matrias chasing Muffin.
Sanzo: *puts her hands over her mouth* Ah! Someone’s attacking my so-!
Jimmy: *points at the window and panics* Someone’s attacking my poor, baby boy!
Slim: *turns around and sees nothing* Who’s attacking muffin!? I don’t see anybody or Muffin. *turns around to speak with Jimmy and Sanzo* Where were we?
Muffin comes crawling past the window once more but this time is being chased by Kire.
Sanzo: Oh my god! Muffin!
Jimmy: *points at the window Hysterically* There! There!
Slim: *turns around and just misses muffin being chased by Kire* Hmmm? *looks at the window for two minutes, then turns around* I-!
Muffin comes crawling by once more and this time is being chased by Viral.
Jimmy: *runs out of the office* Forget it! You’ll just miss him again!
Sanzo: *stands up and bows* Please forgive us. But we really must be going now. *leaves the office*
Outside…
Muffin is now cornered on the side of the school by Mr. Matrias, Kire, and Viral.
Muffin: *huff* *pant* *huff*
Matrias: No, where to run you little squox!
Kire: *cracks his knuckles* You’re dead Punk!
Viral: *lifts-up his hood slightly*…You’re gonna pay…
Muffin: *backs up against the wall then tries to shield him self with his paws*
Muffin has his eyes closed and has his hands up in front to shield him. Just before Matrias, Kire, and Viral do their battle cries. All of the sudden they are heard groaning and screaming along with punching noises, but the picture focuses only on Muffin.
Voice#1: I’ll make you “MOAN IN PAIN!”
Voice#2: Um, Jim dear. Did you mean to say, “Groan in pain!”?
As Muffin opens his eyes and removes his hands to see, he finds Mr. Matrias, Kire, and Viral unconsciously on top of each other in awkward positions. Viral has his face in the ground and butt up in the air with Kire, awkwardly on it, while Kire has his face in between Mr. Matrias’ legs. Next to the bodies are Sanzo and Jimmy with their arms and tentacles crossed and one foot tapping in sync with each other.
Sanzo: *shakes index finger at Muffin* Why didn’t you use those self defense techniques I taught you!?
Muffin: *bows head in shame* I’m sorry, mom…I can’t use those kicking techniques without my normal leg-!
Sanzo: No excuses! You could have improvised and used your hands!
Jimmy: *still has his tentacles crossed* And what was that about your legs not being normal!? When I was your age, my tentacles weren’t as long as yours! You should be grateful to have such long and healthy tentacles! You see, when you get a bunch of girls you can keep them company all night long and-! *gets hit on the head by Sanzo, becomes unconscious and lands awkwardly on top of Kire*
Sanzo: *yells at Jimmy* Don’t give dirty thoughts to our child! *turns to Muffin* Muffin, honey. We just want you to be able to defend yourself, if you ever get into trouble. Your father and I still haven’t given up the Warrior’s Life. We want to pass our knowledge down to you so that you can teach your children some day.
Muffin: Chil…dren…? *imagines having kids*
Muffin’s daydream…
Muffin is on the couch, in tentacle mode and is watching TV. Two little squid children with heads of a foxes crawl to Muffin’s tentacles.
Muffin: Oh, hey kids! *picks up both of the children with each of his tentacles*
Muffin: Wait a minute…I have kids? Then who’s their mother?
Female voice: Honey, I’m bringing dinner to you!
Muffin: Huh? That voice sounds like Celes’ voice…
Celes: *walks into the room with just an apron on and is carrying a tray of food*
Muffin: *chokes* C-Celes…!?
Celes: *cocks head* Yes?
Muffin: *nose starts to gush but he pinches it* Y-your clothes-!
Celes: *smiles and blushes* You, silly! I’m not wearing any, honey.
Female Voice: Lover, dear! <3
Muffin: *jumps up and almost drops the kids* HOLY-! WHO WAS THAT!?
Celes: *cocks head in confusion again* Huh? Don’t tell me you forgot about your other wife?
Muffin: 0_0 Other…wife…?
Mut: *walks into the room and rips her shirt and bra open in front of Muffin* Time ta breast feed lil’ Muffin Jr.! *looks at muffin and bounces* You want some milk too, Lover? *winks at Muffin*
Muffin: *is wide eyed and confused* N-NO THANKS! *nose starts to gush out more blood*
Male stalker: *walks in, in the buff and goes in front of muffin with his butt cheeks in the view* Muffin, baby! It’s your turn to ride me! <3
Back in reality…
Muffin: *is white and in shock* Uh…gah…wha…?
Sanzo: *waves her hands in front of Muffin’s face* Damn it, Jimmy! Why the hell do you give him dirty bedtime stories every night…!?
I’m sorry if it is not to your liking…
Well, I guess that's just about all that I can produce this week cause I'll be gone for the rest of the week. pm me any updates, kay, guys?
School Grounds
Muffin, Sanzo, and Jimmy are in the principal’s office and are discussing Muffin’s problems with the other students.
Sanzo: Well, you see, principal Slim, Muffin has a little problem with water. *pours some water on Muffin and Muffin transforms into squid mode* Sorry, honey.
Muffin: *slides off his seat* It’s okay mom…
Jimmy: He has an Uncle that helps him out by building special items for him, in case he ever transforms. Oh, here, let me give you his number…*pulls out a piece of paper and writes Undakai and his number on it*
Slim: *stands up and leans on her desk* Oh, you poor boy! It must be really hard for you to make friends in school!
Muffin: *climbs up on the chair* It’s okay ma’am I have enough friends already.
Slim: Muffin, dear. Why don’t you wait outside on one of the chairs. I need to discuss some issues with your mother and father personally.
Muffin: Yes, ma’am. *slides off the chair and crawls out of the room*
When he reaches the outside, he takes a seat on one of the chairs next to the principal’s door. Muffin looks to his side and sees Mr. Matrias, Kire and Viral seated next to him.
Muffin: *sweat* Eeep…
Meanwhile Inside the Principal’s office…
Slim: Don’t worry. I’ll make sure your son is kept safe from any criticizing students! ^^
Behind her, Sanzo and Jimmy see Mr. Matrias chasing Muffin.
Sanzo: *puts her hands over her mouth* Ah! Someone’s attacking my so-!
Jimmy: *points at the window and panics* Someone’s attacking my poor, baby boy!
Slim: *turns around and sees nothing* Who’s attacking muffin!? I don’t see anybody or Muffin. *turns around to speak with Jimmy and Sanzo* Where were we?
Muffin comes crawling past the window once more but this time is being chased by Kire.
Sanzo: Oh my god! Muffin!
Jimmy: *points at the window Hysterically* There! There!
Slim: *turns around and just misses muffin being chased by Kire* Hmmm? *looks at the window for two minutes, then turns around* I-!
Muffin comes crawling by once more and this time is being chased by Viral.
Jimmy: *runs out of the office* Forget it! You’ll just miss him again!
Sanzo: *stands up and bows* Please forgive us. But we really must be going now. *leaves the office*
Outside…
Muffin is now cornered on the side of the school by Mr. Matrias, Kire, and Viral.
Muffin: *huff* *pant* *huff*
Matrias: No, where to run you little squox!
Kire: *cracks his knuckles* You’re dead Punk!
Viral: *lifts-up his hood slightly*…You’re gonna pay…
Muffin: *backs up against the wall then tries to shield him self with his paws*
Muffin has his eyes closed and has his hands up in front to shield him. Just before Matrias, Kire, and Viral do their battle cries. All of the sudden they are heard groaning and screaming along with punching noises, but the picture focuses only on Muffin.
Voice#1: I’ll make you “MOAN IN PAIN!”
Voice#2: Um, Jim dear. Did you mean to say, “Groan in pain!”?
As Muffin opens his eyes and removes his hands to see, he finds Mr. Matrias, Kire, and Viral unconsciously on top of each other in awkward positions. Viral has his face in the ground and butt up in the air with Kire, awkwardly on it, while Kire has his face in between Mr. Matrias’ legs. Next to the bodies are Sanzo and Jimmy with their arms and tentacles crossed and one foot tapping in sync with each other.
Sanzo: *shakes index finger at Muffin* Why didn’t you use those self defense techniques I taught you!?
Muffin: *bows head in shame* I’m sorry, mom…I can’t use those kicking techniques without my normal leg-!
Sanzo: No excuses! You could have improvised and used your hands!
Jimmy: *still has his tentacles crossed* And what was that about your legs not being normal!? When I was your age, my tentacles weren’t as long as yours! You should be grateful to have such long and healthy tentacles! You see, when you get a bunch of girls you can keep them company all night long and-! *gets hit on the head by Sanzo, becomes unconscious and lands awkwardly on top of Kire*
Sanzo: *yells at Jimmy* Don’t give dirty thoughts to our child! *turns to Muffin* Muffin, honey. We just want you to be able to defend yourself, if you ever get into trouble. Your father and I still haven’t given up the Warrior’s Life. We want to pass our knowledge down to you so that you can teach your children some day.
Muffin: Chil…dren…? *imagines having kids*
Muffin’s daydream…
Muffin is on the couch, in tentacle mode and is watching TV. Two little squid children with heads of a foxes crawl to Muffin’s tentacles.
Muffin: Oh, hey kids! *picks up both of the children with each of his tentacles*
Muffin: Wait a minute…I have kids? Then who’s their mother?
Female voice: Honey, I’m bringing dinner to you!
Muffin: Huh? That voice sounds like Celes’ voice…
Celes: *walks into the room with just an apron on and is carrying a tray of food*
Muffin: *chokes* C-Celes…!?
Celes: *cocks head* Yes?
Muffin: *nose starts to gush but he pinches it* Y-your clothes-!
Celes: *smiles and blushes* You, silly! I’m not wearing any, honey.
Female Voice: Lover, dear! <3
Muffin: *jumps up and almost drops the kids* HOLY-! WHO WAS THAT!?
Celes: *cocks head in confusion again* Huh? Don’t tell me you forgot about your other wife?
Muffin: 0_0 Other…wife…?
Mut: *walks into the room and rips her shirt and bra open in front of Muffin* Time ta breast feed lil’ Muffin Jr.! *looks at muffin and bounces* You want some milk too, Lover? *winks at Muffin*
Muffin: *is wide eyed and confused* N-NO THANKS! *nose starts to gush out more blood*
Male stalker: *walks in, in the buff and goes in front of muffin with his butt cheeks in the view* Muffin, baby! It’s your turn to ride me! <3
Back in reality…
Muffin: *is white and in shock* Uh…gah…wha…?
Sanzo: *waves her hands in front of Muffin’s face* Damn it, Jimmy! Why the hell do you give him dirty bedtime stories every night…!?
I’m sorry if it is not to your liking…
Well, I guess that's just about all that I can produce this week cause I'll be gone for the rest of the week. pm me any updates, kay, guys?
