corrupt a wish

[Live_Laugh_Candy]

granted, but when you try to watch vids on youtube its finishes them real fast.....

i wish for my next wish to be corrupted because it got eaten by a monkey  

[Lily127]

Granted, but the monkey regertutates you because you taste bad.

I wish that they had a really cute pair of shorts, instead of the ugly things I keep finding.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you can't afford them

I wish that i had something to do >.>  

[Lily127]

Granted, but the thing you do, I cant mention on Gaia, and it ruins your life forever.

I wish that people would stop asking me what I want for Christmas when I already told them.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but now they get you all of the things you don't want for Christmas.

I wish that my Bunnydoll would feel better  

[xXDeadly_Punk_princessXx]

Granted,but then somehow you don't find any house to live and job and your life it's ruined END OF STORY.


I wish i was a heart that could never break into pieces<3  

[Lord Sephyr- Shadow Angel]

Granted, but all your bones become papier mache.
I wish the girl i liked liked me.  

[xXDeadly_Punk_princessXx]

granted ,but the girl yew likes you just for your money so no love 4 joo >

i wish i wasn't so bitchy around people ;]  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you find out that people loved you for it and now nobody will talk to you.

I wish that this year would slow down so I can enjoy it.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but you have to live the same day over and over again for all eternity.

i wish i had fox ears and a fox tail and no one would think it be strange.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but the tail proves to be a disadvantage during fights and the ears have such sensitive hearing that you get sick from the sound of a bell.

I wish i didn't have a headache.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

Kaiyo_Nakano

Granted but the tail proves to be a disadvantage during fights and the ears have such sensitive hearing that you get sick from the sound of a bell.

I wish i didn't have a headache.

(meh get use to it especially since i dont fight alot.)

granted but you have cows which puts the head of cows all over your body. (cookies if you get my obscure reference)

i wish for i could summon griever in real life and have him follow my orders (  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but people believe that you're using him to take over the world and are thus executed
(I do not get the obscure reference)

I wish that I had some cookies >.< (my dad ate my last two)  

[disliker of the mary sue]

Kaiyo_Nakano

Granted but people believe that you're using him to take over the world and are thus executed
(I do not get the obscure reference)

I wish that I had some cookies >.< (my dad ate my last two)

(it from a comic form thee far side comics. and how would i be killed with the ability to summon a giant lion with wings.)

granted but there infected with a flesh eating virus.

i wish i had the ability to make music apper out of nowhere.