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 Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:03 pm
Because none of us are smart enough.
Why are there clouds?
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:25 pm
because cotton balls floated to the sky
why is pluto not planet?
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:46 pm
Because one day in the planet council, they decided to ban Pluto because it was always late to the councils.
Why do people have emotions?
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:13 pm
cuss u were born
why is there time
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 7:42 pm
Because we have fingers.
Why can't people have super-powers?
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:39 am
Because it can make you kill everyone.
Why is a dog named dog?
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 10:34 am
Because once there was a cat who was owned by a human. The cat was mistreated and eventually left home. The human was upset and looked for the cat. They found each other one hundred years later. Then they both suddenly died for no reason. In memory of this sad story, a bunch of random people found a dog, and called it a dog.
What is the point of school?
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:08 pm
So our brains turn to slush, and we all become mindless droids!
Who discovered the concept of deja vu?
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 8:10 am
It is discovered by someone who couldn't find his long lost twin, whose name is Deja Vu. He eventually found him, and he yelled "DEJA VU!!!!!!" From then on, people started saying the 'name' when they see two things/events that are alike (like twins).
Why do tigers have stripes?
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 1:29 pm
because i said so
why am i stupid
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 10:01 pm
Because you took a squirrel's brain.
Why are people in general stupid?
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:57 am
they'll never put forth enough effort.
Why was i eating a d20?
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:23 am
because u wanted to...
do bald people wash their heads with shampoo or shower gel?
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:35 am
They just spit shine them. 3nodding
Where do babies puke?
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:37 am
to give thier moms their own baby-brand perfume
why does it get cold at night?
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