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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:16 pm
because the weather felt like it Why do cats meow?
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:57 pm
Because it would be silly if they barked.
Why is "the talk" also called "the birds and the bees"?
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:46 am
They obviously don't know Applesauce is the answer to everything.
Why can't I hear stuff from my compy?
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:47 pm
Becuase the aliens probed your a**s.
Why does the chesire cat smile?
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:07 am
because everyone's mistaken it's actually an inverted frown
Why are you asking stupid questions?
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:47 pm
These are my... because it's the universe saying that there are no wrong answer
what is the worlds longest word? ...My final thoughts
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:48 pm
The Dark Mistress leaned into your ear and whispered....
A
Why can't I take a decent picture?
...and then She melted slowly into the shadows.
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:50 pm
'cause your camera is indecent
Why am I hungry?
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:52 pm
The Dark Mistress leaned into your ear and whispered....
Because Magic.
Aren't the answers supposed to be irrelevant?
...and then She melted slowly into the shadows.
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:54 pm
no.
Why are you questioning me?
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:58 pm
The Dark Mistress leaned into your ear and whispered....
Because you don't give stupid answers.
Why don't you give stupid answers?
...and then She melted slowly into the shadows.
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:00 pm
Because I am a learned individual
Are you an individual?
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:01 pm
The Dark Mistress leaned into your ear and whispered....
No.
Why do people lie?
...and then She melted slowly into the shadows.
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:33 pm
Because fantasy is oft times better than reality
What is the underlying fundamental truth to the universe?
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:35 pm
The Dark Mistress leaned into your ear and whispered....
Nine....Eleven.
HOw do you laugh?
...and then She melted slowly into the shadows.
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