Corrupt-A-Wish

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, but they start coing out in another unnamed place

I wish I had that egg I have in my Wishlist  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but it never grows or hatches
I wish i wernt so cold  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, you get teleported to the core of the sun

I wish wolves in the real world could talk  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but they talk in annoying high pitched voices

I wish that i were young forever  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, you are turned to stone, and get to be "forever young" living in a stone body

I wish I had enough gold to buy EVERYTHING on Gaia  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but than someone hacks your accont and steals everything

I wish that I could fly  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

granted, but you can only fly in an upwards direction with NO hope of getting back down

I wish I was good at Gaia Pinball  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, and now you stink at everything else

i wish it that i could sing  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, but Simon Cowell still hates your voice

I wish I could talk to animals  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but now no one understands you except~ animals

i wish that i could go to school tomorrow  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, but it's moved halfway across the world

I wish more people (other than us two) would post in this guild  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but so many people start posting, that the system crashes... and than nobody~ posts =O

I wish that i would never have to sleep  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, but you still feel tired, and you can never sleep again (since you don't need to)

I wish I had Superman's powers,to be able to use them like he does and without his Kryptonite weakness  

[Quasar Quirks]

Granted, but you have all his enemies, who hate your guts and find another hunk of rock that makes you powerless.

I wish my parents would get me a Tablet for my birthday.  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but you didnt specify how big you wanted to be so it squishes your body

I wish that Reita(a guitarist) were my boyfriend