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 Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:05 pm
Granted. You get hired as a cook at a Medieval themed restaurant and wind up using the sword to slash and dice vegetables.
I wish I had a pair of latex gloves.
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:32 pm
Granted. They're too small to fit your hands no matter how stretchy they are.
I wish for death and destruction. (Yep, no more world domination for me. Just violence! mrgreen )
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:30 pm
Granted *flamethrowers you*
I wish I was a ninja that could never get caught ninja
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 2:23 pm
granted. not even the ground can catch you, so you sink to the center of the earth and rot.
i wish that i wasn't quite as bored as i currently am.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:29 am
Granted. You found a new hobby that doesn't let you get bored -- hurting yourself.
I wish to be an audience (with glass wall and safety just in case) in a bloody show and Santa's the star victim! I'm not gonna miss it. I have an open schedule! mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:30 am
Granted. Then the Easter Bunny comes up behind you and shoots you in the head.
I wish to be a dictator and have an army of monkeys that do whatever I tell them to and make sure I stay in absolute power.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 5:26 pm
granted. but one day they get really rambunctious and throw one too many poos at you, and you yell at them to go to heck, after which they all kill themselves.
i wish that i knew whether to use the Summoning Tome or the Red Sketchbook as the Nice List-analogue in my current avi.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:56 pm
Granted. Summoning Tome. I just implanted a thought in your head-- much like inception! Now, I control your mind~! heart
I wish for a new gun for the firing range next week~! heart
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:51 pm
Granted. The firing range has been paved over for a Wal-Mart parking lot.
I wish that my farts didn't stink.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:01 pm
Granted. Now your breath stinks.
I wish for an impenetrable wish... one so spectacular, amazing and un-corruptible that even I couldn't have possibly thought about it~! mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:10 pm
Granted. It's my wish and I got what I want.
I wish for a dictator suit to go with my dictator hat.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:21 pm
Granted. It needs to stay with the cleaners for a month cause you spilled coffee on it.
I wish manga wasn't so god-damn expensivE!
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:25 pm
Ayame-Yuura Granted. It needs to stay with the cleaners for a month cause you spilled coffee on it. I wish manga wasn't so god-damn expensivE! Granted. but you still won't buy any because you're poor. I wish Lingy Stopped calling me a troll.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:36 pm
Granted. He called you a f**~! heart
I wish for the simple things
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:49 pm
grated. but you end up living the rest of eternity in a endless blank space.
I wish my avatar would turn around!
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