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Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

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Koneko Midoria

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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:00 pm


	gonk Cause you divorce the wrong people!

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:27 am


	Cause your eyes are different. Kinda creepy, especially when you stare at me.

Roland Karloseth

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wakusei
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:47 am


	You steal babies, man. And then toss them in the air while singing! That ain't right. Plus, all your friends are ugly. And you keep mooning over some teenager.... And don't get me started on the pants. Really, the list is endless. The turning into an owl thing is cool, though.

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:12 pm


	Because you like men who turn into owls. Men!! I'm a woman! Did you not realize or something...?

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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:52 pm


	Our differences in fashion were just too much to overcome. Also angry parents, lesbians can't marry, some other stuff like that.

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:25 pm


	You were just too old-fashioned. sad

Alarias

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Senryoske

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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:17 pm


	we could never do anything outside cause your so pale! and I felt my life was in danger every time we were together

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:37 pm


	I found out that the reason you wear an eyepatch is because you don't have a right eyeball. eek

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YunieCookie

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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:04 pm


	Because you kept tracking water all over the house D: Do you know how hard I worked to clean that carpet? There's MOLD under there now because of you gonk

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:06 pm


	Isn't that usually why people wear eyepatches...? I'm divorcing you because you care so much about physical defects. :3 Edit: Ahhh, wrong person!! Yunie: Because you keep threatening to beat me with that hammer when I refuse to do the dishes! D:

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Koneko Midoria

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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:12 pm


	Because every time I gazed into your eyes, I noticed that something was off --- IS THAT PINK IN YOUR EYES? What the heck? Are you okay? If it's cancer I'm not risking it! You have no life insurance, so I'm leaving. [ xD I'm horrible. ]

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:15 pm


	Because you're a hypocrite. YOU are concerned about HER having ocular cancer? Look in the mirror! Eyes are NOT meant to be red. Cancer or a broken blood vessel. And every time I suggest we go to the doctor, you'd hiss and scratch at me. I had to go to the hospital to get my arm put back on because you hacked it off one time! I refuse to have beaten wife syndrome, no matter how cute you are!