Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[Hamstertastic]

A: because domo will eat their heads off

Q: why is this smiley ---> lol so...odd?  

[Obsidian_Nightmares]

A: because who moves their upper lip when they laugh???


Q: What kills as a bager and as the Sphinx wins?  

[the_sum_of_all_lies]

um ask me later



why do i spend hours on the computer when i could be doing something to help my life  

[K` the warrior]

A: Because it's a good way to avoid reality

Q: Why is the sky blue?(And it's not to match my pretty eyes!)  

[Cerulean Jem]

A: Because a dinosaur blew up and made it blue


Q: Why is my dog afraid to come in the house?  

[abkvs]

Because he thinks you want his soul

Why does my dog like the taste of feet?  

[Reno Dantres]

Because someone stepped in cat crap. (sorry...my dog eats cat crap)

Do you smell what The Rock is cookin'?!  

[astrea19]

Q: Do you smell what The Rock is cookin'?!
A: Do u???

Q: is the hokey pokey really what its all about???  

[Reno Dantres]

Hellz yeah!

I can count to potatoe. Can you?  

[the_sum_of_all_lies]

how did you know?




why don't i sit in front of the tv all day  

[K` the warrior]

A: Because all there is to watch is the Jerry Springer channel found yesterday

Q:Why are so many peole on Gaia right now!!??  

[abkvs]

Because I'm not on.

Why ain't she nothin' but a gold digger?  

[K` the warrior]

A:For shizzle!!

Q: Why is Barney the dinasour gay?
 

[abkvs]

Because Michael Jackson stole his virginity.

Why is my brother such an a*****e?  

[astrea19]

Q:Why is my brother such an a*****e?
A: Cuz thats how theyre their programmed. everyones is *sigh*

Q: How many racoons does it take to screw in a light bulb?