Wrong Answer Game!

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

to show the world how to eat peanuts properly



why is there gravity?

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Saint Crazy The Follower]

To keep our pants from falling off.

Why do we wear hats?  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

So that our boogers don't float away.



Why do cows moo?

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Saint Crazy The Follower]

it's a secret language that humans never learned.

What do you use dynamite for?  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

picking your nose!



Why do happy cows come from California?

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

Because every other state doesn't meet the standards for cows to be happy.
Why is grass green?

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

So the aliens will know where to land when the come to take us away.




Why are there pirates?

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Saint Crazy The Follower]

To protect our oceans from evil sea monsters.

What happened to you today?  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

I feel off the face of the earth, oh noes!


What would you do for a klondike bar?

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Saint Crazy The Follower]

I would tie a bunch of leaves together and use them as a jump rope!

Where is Paris located?  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

on the "planet" pluto (I still harbor a resentment that those people taught me that it was a planet and then later the say "oh it's not, oh well!" lol)


Where did my orange soda go?

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Saint Crazy The Follower]

A cow came by and swiped it!

How'd you get that black eye?  

[faithful quenga]

a banana peel feel from a skyscraper and hit me in the face lol



why is lazy town an active town?  

[Walter has ganado]

because big bird threatind them to be


Why do cats meow?  

[emorhconom esor]

Because Dr. Pepper gave them gas.

How does my TV work?