-.- The Blame Game

[Genetsu]

because they don't have wings anymore!

who took the pigs' wings?  

[fullmetal-hero]

the wolf who couldn't blow them down.

why am i replying to this?  

[JauntyJabberwocky]

Because I told you to!!!! (okay, not really, but whatever)

Who's responsible for the song that never ends?  

[Runewitch_Mishi]

Lamb Chops.

Who killed Kenny?  

[fullmetal-hero]

ME!
why does fire burn  

[speidi_smurf]

Because God said so.

Why am I so god damn wierd.  

[JauntyJabberwocky]

Because of your parents

Why does the American flag in the landing on the moon video blow in the wind, when there isn't any atmosphere or whatever, therefor no wind, on the moon?  

[Genetsu]

because they hid a fan off-camara with a long extension cord attached to it.

why did it get so cold again gonk it's supposed to be warm outside and instead it's freaking cold! scream aah!  

[Lady`Tikani]

Global Warming got bored.

Why has this game lasted so long?  

[[Aeon Flux]]

Because people would rather post silly answers than confront the tough questions.

Why do silly people ask tough questions?  

[Large Inmate]

Because they are interplanetary aliens.

Why did Kazuya Minekura make Son Goku so damn adorible and so inocent? [Anime/Manga Saiyuki]  

[JauntyJabberwocky]

Because the cute/innocent killers are the absolute best kind...I'd love you Samora!!!! xp

Why does the cow say "Moo" ?  

[Large Inmate]

Because chickens go "cluck" and "buck".

Why do I want you to highlight to get your answer?  

[[Nikki] The Naked Saint]

Because MrJimmy told you to.

Why is this llama so strange? --> dramallama  

[JauntyJabberwocky]

So you can recognize the normal Llamas.

Who made Disney so big?