Favorite Quotes

[Soultrain]

Why don't you tell me again about the time the Depression fought Abraham Lincoln naked in your front yard?  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

My first course of action was to render Scotty Titi obsolete as an imaginary friend, and that he was a REALginary friend.
A-ha!

I got imaginary and invisible mixed up as a kid.

Oh, thanks big brother! I've always wanted to pit my skills against a pile of cake flower!  

[Soultrain]

Eeeugh! Go away, head-nub and nub-head. Those things look straight out of the creature shop from some low-to-no budget horror film. Maybe chopping my head off isn't such a good idea.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Where did you get snowballs this time of year? And how did you stuff them into that notebook?

I've been saving these in the freezer since I was eight!  

[Soultrain]

Well done, my doppelgänger! Stop! By the time you read this telegrammaparcel, I'll be long dead! Stop! Therefore, I've enclosed half of my mustache herein. Stop! I bid you good tidings, and may you continue to flummox those less fortunate than you!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

WiRlEsS wIzArD!!
Texting from a few feet away? For shame!
And what's this text mess?

That's a frontways cupid.

It looks more like a USB dongle goblin!

Here I come!

TTYL!! I won't brb!  

[Soultrain]

Get your wireless extension cords. Three for three hundred! Lightweight, existent, and shockproof!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Well, we can't come. We have...the...Olympics, tonight.

Oh, 'cause it's a boy/girl party.

A BY GRL PRTY!?!

Taking the vowels out of words doesn't always make them sound cool.

'm srry.

Well, the coach just called and said the olympics are dumb.  

[Soultrain]

Gonna marry my little girl? I gut you like sheep. How much you make? I gut you like sheep. Got good knees? I gut you like sheep. Half stereo, two seventy-five...like sheep.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Listen here Meat ball, face, butt, I work alone. Except when I work with Ronaldo, which is all the time.
-sbemail 106  

[Soultrain]

Once we get to the top of this high-scraper, we'll hopefully be able to throw some people off. Maybe even Perducci.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Hey Strong Bad! You jumped over some of my buses!  

[Soultrain]

So yes, Jimmy-Jimmy, there have been parades honoring The Cheat, but don't let that from stopping you from organizing your own. He can be the Grand... Marshal. He's also available for proms and pizza parties.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Strong Bad, did you put wildabeast feramone in my laundry again?  

[Soultrain]

And bread is a good time for me, woo-doo-doo-loot-doo, singing, bread is a good time for everybody!