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 Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:23 pm
Because if we didn't, the zombies would have nothing to eat.
What is the fourth wall?
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Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:53 pm
broken...
When will rap finally go out of style already?!?
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:46 am
When people care about their sanity?
Why do we have ears?
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:00 am
So we can listen to the poets that are Jay-Z and T.I. What goes where?
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:03 pm
rap goes in garbage disposal
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:17 pm
Because you didn't ask a question.
What do you do with coconuts?
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:22 pm
stick them in your pants and do the macarina.
when is where?
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:52 pm
4 o'clock on a Tuesday afternoon in the rain on a plane flying over the moon.
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
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Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:21 am
hitler
If I shot down a stork, would that be considered a miscarriage?
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:42 pm
Only if it was a girl stork
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:14 am
 What does SPAM stand for?
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:51 pm
Stop peeing at motels.
Why are cats so soft?
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:25 pm
Because if a hard cat jumped on your head, it would knock you out.
Why were flamethrowers invented?
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:18 pm
To light candles.
Why can't you divide by zero?
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:41 am
Maybe YOU can't. But I can. And the asnwer is infiniti.
What do you think it would take to kill you.
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