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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:33 pm
42!
why does a cow go "ribbit"? smile
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:00 pm
It thinks it's a cat.
What's up?
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:42 pm
*Looks up* The usual.
What's down?
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:40 pm
The economy...except in Canada, bitches. Haha!!
Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:03 pm
Because they tried to take my cookies...
Why is France so stuck-up?
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:28 pm
Because it's full of French people.
Why does the United States think it's better than the rest of the world?
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:30 pm
'Cause under the proper administrations we are. We need a good administration right now.
Why doesn't Obama have any regard for the Constitution?
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:02 pm
I don't give a ********. I'm Canadian.
Why is Stephen Harper still Prime Minister?
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:03 pm
I don't give two $#!+s. I'm American.
Why was Canada late for D-Day?
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:56 am
They were hung over from C-Day.
Where is Metal Wolf Chaos?
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:11 am
Behind you!
What happened to the good old days?
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:18 pm
They became senile and forgot about you.
Why is music so important?
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:30 pm
Because silence is annoying with all its noise.
Are you going to kill me?
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:21 am
Eventually.
Do you like juice?
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:55 am
I prefer solids.
Why does the moon eat carrots?
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