The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[kkariena]

Fortunately they knew someone who had a spare copy.  

[The Bodacious Soul Reaper]

Unfortunately, that person goes off and sells the copy for millions on ebay.

 

[La Mort Peut Venir]

Unfortunately, the book was lost in the mail and the man was killed for lying about mailing the book.  

[Jaxdrill]

Fortunately the Library of Congress has a copy of every book, ever!  

[La Mort Peut Venir]

Unfortunately, the Library of Congress was closed for renovations.  

[The Bodacious Soul Reaper]

Fortunately, a woman who worked at the Library was just leaving and had a copy with her.

 

[Azure Ageha]

Unfortunately, the copy has been burned a few days ago.

 

[Tera Windstar]

Fortunately, we have a time machine and can go back before the copy was ever burned.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Those who fear the darkness

Unfortunately nobody wishes to make use of the time machine for fear of the unexpected consequences that may arise from messing with time.

Have never seen what the light can do

 

[Tera Windstar]

Fortunately, we really didn't need the copy of the book to finish the work  

[La Mort Peut Venir]

Unfortunately, everything was screwed up because we didn't have the book.  

[Jaxdrill]

Fortunately it's okay, because we totally forgot what we needed the book for anyway, so we went for food.  

[The Bodacious Soul Reaper]

Unfortunately, every single place that sold food was shut down, due to fear from a new sickness going around.

 

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Those who fear the darkness

Fortunately this problem does not carry over to prepackaged/canned foods.

Have never seen what the light can do

 

[Azure Ageha]

Unfortunately all prepackaged/canned foods already expired.