The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[La Mort Peut Venir]

Fortunately, they still were good somehow.  

[Tera Windstar]

Unfortunately, unknown to anyone the chemicals used in the caning process were bad,  

[La Mort Peut Venir]

Fortunately, the doctor had a antidote to the chemicals.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Now I am become Death

Unfortunately there is not enough of the antidote to go around for everyone.

The destroyer of worlds

 

[The Bodacious Soul Reaper]

Fortunately, someone knew a way to make the antidote, and it was even better.~

 

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Words are a waste of time

Unfortunately that person is now the target of a crime syndicate that wants the secrets to the antidote so they alone can market it.

Destruction is a language everyone understands

 

[Kommissar Plankton]

Fortunately, The criminal was caught and forced to make more of the antidote.  

[La Mort Peut Venir]

Unfortunately, the criminal escaped and ended up selling the antidote..  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Those who fear the darkness

Fortunately the ingredients for the antidote were leaked online so anyone can make it. The criminal won't be making much money.

Have never seen what the light can do

 

[The Bodacious Soul Reaper]

Unfortunately the internet was shut down by a corrupt group of people, so no one could read it in time.

Ftw if you noticed the reference to the gov! xD And highlighted this! >O>  

[Twilight Afternoon]

Unfortunately, the antidote was a recipe for plum juice.  

[greenlinkt]

Fortunately, plums are very common and easy to buy  

[Twilight Afternoon]

Unfortunately, There is only one plum you cannot get at the stores.  

[Jaxdrill]

Fortunately there was a giant underground market for plums.