The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Tera Windstar]

Unfortunately, He ran across the street to feed on the super green trees and got hit by a truck. oh yeah he died again  

[Deuce Wayne]

Fortunately, a hawk escaped from the truck and became his newest pet.  

[Tera Windstar]

Unfortunately, the Hawk was so hungry from being kept in captivity that he started to try and eat the boy  

[Deuce Wayne]

Fortunately, the boy stopped caring about taming pets and decided to go to school instead.  

[Tera Windstar]

Unfortunately, since he was not bright enough to know that the Hawk would get hungry, (yep you guessed it) he was to dense to make it through school and dropped out.  

[Deuce Wayne]

Fortunately, he was able to get a job with a traveling circus.  

[Tera Windstar]

Unfortunately, They were wanted men and where busted the next day.  

[Deuce Wayne]

Fortunately, our hero was the one to turn them in.  

[Tera Windstar]

Unfortunately, he was taken with the circus crew to jail and was lost in the system for a week.  

[Deuce Wayne]

Fortunately, the jail lost his paperwork and he was released early.  

[Tera Windstar]

Unfortunately, as he was leaving he stopped by the store to get something to drink and he walk into a robbery  

[ancantsia]

Fortunately he managed to get out of there unscathed and continued on his journey.

~Even the smallest feline is a masterpiece~

 

[Cognitohazard]

Unfortunately, he was kidnapped by space pirates.  

[Tera Windstar]

Fortunately, It was Captain Harlock, so he joined the crew of the Arcadia to become a man.

 

[Cognitohazard]

Unfortunately, something went wrong with the process of becoming a man and somehow ended up as a woman.