Anti-Cards!

[Laura Mitchell]

You know how a lot of times when you're out of town and you come back or you're sick and you get a card saying "get well," or "come back soon, we miss you." You know what... I'm sick and tired of them.... it's time for Anti-Cards.



Rules:

1) ABIDE BY THE TOS!!!!
2) No bashing specific people. (Please no names.)
3) HAVE FUN....
4) Keep cursing down to a minimum. Dun want the gods of the forum hurting me.

Wewt Let the Anti-Cardness BEGIN!  

[Laura Mitchell]

Outside- THANK YOU!!!!





Inside- FOR RUINING MY LIFE!!!!  

[Laura Mitchell]

Outside-



Inside- This was supposed to be a happy birthday card, but I remembered you didn't get me anything for mine either. So, here's a nothing card especially for cheapskates like you.

I hope a bird shits on your cake.  

[Laura Mitchell]

Outside- heart heart heart heart heart I love..... heart heart heart heart heart


Inside- That fact that I'm not with you anymore.  

[Laura Mitchell]

(Not a card)


I must be the only angry little woman around.  

[Laura Mitchell]

Outside- I miss having you around....



Inside- Because it's hard to find someone as dumb as you to make fun of.  

[kosy4]

haha i used to do these all the time!

if i could find the ones i made i put them on here  

[Laura Mitchell]

OUtside- I wish....


Inside- You would drop dead.  

[Laura Mitchell]

Outside- I'm so Happy For you!!!



Inside- You caught genital warts!!!  

[Laura Mitchell]

Outside- For ever moment you're away...






Inside- I have a piece of cake....
That's why I weigh 300+ lbs now.  

[Laura Mitchell]

OUtside-





Inside- YOU SUCK DONKEY BALLS!