Everything's better with Bruce: A Movie/TV themed game

[Saint Beastly]

This game right here is based on an idea I had when I was baked beyond comprehension last weekend: EVERYTHING ON TELEVISION WOULD BE BETTER WITH BRUCE LEE. Dramas, sitcoms, any action movie ever made, even romantic comedies. So, the idea is to create a pitch for a show/movie based on an existing one, but you replace a lead role with Bruce Lee. A starting example:

Good Luck Bruce
(Good Luck Chuck)

Rumor gets around that sleeping with Bruce Lee will lead you to your one true love. However, every woman in town is quickly reminded that sleeping with Bruce leads to a severely fractured pelvic bone, and about twenty identical children at once, thanks to his kung-fu flagellates.  

[CR Kyrie]

On Fox this fall, it's

Lee M.D.

(House M.D.)

The greatest medical mind of our time, Dr. Bruce Lee, is not one to take a challenge lying down. But, as viewers find out every week, some challenges take him into a realm that is dark and mysterious to those practitioners of medicine, and force him to make decisions that are controversial and sometimes immoral.

Besides doctoring up wounds, Dr. Lee is also in the process of making them. Who needs to waste money on anesthesia when you can simply deliver a round-house kick to the teeth of your patient and knock them out for just as long?

And if you thought the twists were big before, you'll be blown away by the upcoming fourth season. Don't miss a moment.  

[Trish the Stalker]

Bruce vs. Chuck
(Freddy vs. Jason)

The ultimate forms of a**-kicking are about to be unleashed once again. Deceased Kung-Fu legend Bruce Lee is desperate to kick the asses of the teenagers of Elm St. once again, but he can't since the parents of Springwood have found a way to make the kids forget about him while doping them up with a**-kicking suppressant a**-kick-nocil ( that and he's dead). So, in order to inspire a**-kicking-ness, Bruce manipulates walking, texas-ranger a**-kicker Chuck Norris, through visions of his own grandeur, to go to Elm Street and roundhouse kick the kids so the town will think that Bruce has returned. But his plans don't go according to schedule when Chuck starts to kill all of his "children," which really angers Bruce. And that's when Chuck finds out that Bruce has used him, which really sends him over the edge. So, it's up to teens Will Rollins, Lori Campbell, and Kia, along with a few other survivors, to get Chuck back to his own world of awesome and Bruce out of the afterlife for both of them to kill each other once and for all...