Chuck Norris

[tsukasa_the_quiet]

Fine, I give in, I'll post a few...

Chuck Norris can ejaculate through an inch of titanium.

Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar, the bar instantly collapsed because no one building can contain that much awesomeness.  

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Hanku Royiaki

SPAM or not, I gotta put in a few...

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares at the cover and gets the info he wants

Chuck Norris has sex with men, he's not gay, he's just already done every woman.

My favorite...

John F. Kennedy wasn't killed by a sniper, Chuck Norris went back in time, roundhouse kicked the bullet away and JFK's head exploded in awe!

XD i like the last one also.