Random Quote Contest

[Ashon_Superior]

I pride myself in being random so i'm trying to get others to appreciate this trait.
So i'm starting a contest, say somthing truely random and i'll present you with a gift.
However i'm poor so don't expect anything too nice sweatdrop ...  

[SecondBanana]

I'M A SHAAAAARK!!!

Seriously though, this thread was made at 9:11. That means it will inevitably succumb to teh AIDS.  

[Artanus]

Gilligan's island isn't the only place with corn chips. Feet work just as well in the sand as Spanish class.  

[X.xHashbrownsx.X]

ninja  

[chianachan]

Artanus

Gilligan's island isn't the only place with corn chips. Feet work just as well in the sand as Spanish class.

God, doesn't get more random than that xd

Remove add say we buy arms tell where news is a arms pal wire use is the is a arms pulp wary of is a spawn

.. is what my mic thought I said xd  

[ambrosia18]

kool-aid? unfruitened sweetjuice.
kind acts of randomness.

and, je suis une pamplemousse. donnez-moi un anana!  

[xXxSandraxXx]

wow....idk what 2 say...  

[Lyss The One In The Back]

Remember kids! Anyone who's smart knows when to turn around and run like a little *itch.
 

[Ashon_Superior]

Sorry but no one had anything too random but since no one seems to be posting i am giving the prise to hashbrowns, though i cant really say that that's a quote...  

[DrSaturn]

Ethan "Hey, I need you to tie this string around scorpion"

Zeke "Don't you mean THE scorpion?"

Ethan "No, I named him scorpion, after the mortal kombat character."

Zeke "Wow."

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Zeke "Why do you need a string around him?"

Ethan "Well, I want to teach him to fetch and attack and stuff, but, first we need to bond. I want to take him for a walk, give him some exercise, but, I don't want him to sting me"

Zeke "Yes, but what if he stings ME?"

Ethan "Yes..What if? Hmm..I imagine NOTHIHG WOULD HAPPEN."

Zeke "But..."

Ethan "Do it!"

Zeke "Fine"
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-Looks back. No scorpion is visible-

Ethan "Oh, scorpions can change color to blend in with their surroundings?"

Zeke "Nope."

Ethan "Crud."  

[Iconised Ghost]

chianachan

Artanus

Gilligan's island isn't the only place with corn chips. Feet work just as well in the sand as Spanish class.

God, doesn't get more random than that xd

Remove add say we buy arms tell where news is a arms pal wire use is the is a arms pulp wary of is a spawn

.. is what my mic thought I said xd

lol my cat spoke into one of those before. The weird thing was it made sense eek it was like "when I was in the war..."

The my sister said hello into it and it typed "button" mrgreen  

[SakuChwan]

mmmm yea this is pretty much spam... sry.