Forget Pirate VS Ninja...

[Officer Hot-Pants]

Ninja Vs. Gift Ninja; NOW Who would win. Sure, real ninjas have throwing knives and bows and such, but Gift Ninjas have... well, noone knows what they have except for what they're wearing. And then of course would it be the Pirate or the Gift Ninja rolleyes ...  

[-iSnug-]

gift ninjas throw presents at them, full of kunai knives....lol xD  

[Thanatos Phoenix]

Pirates would win, it´s no contest...  

[Leixi]

Gift ninjas. Because they gift you for you to be happy and that moment is a great moment to assassinate you ninja

Happy New Year 2008!

 

[Officer Hot-Pants]

Not to mention they make less noise than a whisper in the void between galaxies...the gift ninjas, i mean...

Maybe just a little cardboard sign with the gift-ninja emote on it. Open it up, and-

SPRING-LOADED KATANA THROUGH THE FACE!!! JUST what you always wanted!! No wait; just what I'VE always wanted, b***h!!!! Ha-HA!!

(at this point, I would calmly walk by your corpse, pulling the katana from your face as I pass and chucking it into the bottomless pit that is my inventory.)  

[HellzChelz]

pirate pirate PIRATES would WIN!That's what!! pirate pirate  

[Officer Hot-Pants]

I don't know; pirates would be easily made to drop their defense at the prospect of so much free booty...and treasure!...  

[Irukus]

Officer Hot-Pants

I don't know; pirates would be easily made to drop their defense at the prospect of so much free booty...and treasure!...

I seriously doubt that pirate craving bloodshed like booty i think they would butcher the fool ninjas before celebrating pirate besides... is that captain Morgan in your sig ? domokun  

[Zaoth Kun]

I will always care about you....

Is this just one of those threads that you make in the chance of getting a gift ninja :/



And Pirates would win straight off.

...Because I love you!

 

[Officer Hot-Pants]

At one point, yes; now it's the captain from the best-selling book "The Cap'n's Guide to the Fishy-Stick"... Don't ask; old fad from another forum site I used to visit...  

[HellzChelz]

Ninjas have honor...Pirates do not,nuff said

Besides we know who would defeat all ~>  

[Artanus]

Gift Ninjas would give the ninjas a gift, and they'd be so happy, they'd stop attacking. But when they open it: KUNAI KNIVES POP OUT AND STAB THEM IN THE FACE! Muahahaaa.... biggrin