Does anyone of you write a poems?

[Erverain]

How about a limerick? Credit goes to my older brother, though...

There once was a man who was crass,
Who had balls that were made out of brass.
In stormy weather,
He'd rub 'em together
And lightning would shoot out his a**.  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Limericks = no challenge. talk2hand

Lol.

For me, my poems need to have some sense, a little bit. So it has to be x-rated and have a story, a little bit.

Hrm.... *shakes fist at imagination*  

[Erverain]

Bah. Try Haiku, then.  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

My slithering snake,
coils with the utmost grace,
ready to lash out.

*sigh*

I'll see if I can make a harder one tonight. XP

Eat that pun all of you.

That one too!  

[God-The-RapistV2.0]

Erverain

How about a limerick? Credit goes to my older brother, though...

There once was a man who was crass,
Who had balls that were made out of brass.
In stormy weather,
He'd rub 'em together
And lightning would shoot out his a**.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whos c**k was so long he could suck it
While wiping his chin
He said with a grin
If my ear was a c**t I would ******** it.  

[God-Raped-Me]

Oh, silly Jaft, it'll never be as good as mine was! xp

 

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Probably because it was better. OOOH! BURNAGE! biggrin  

[God-Raped-Me]

sad

 

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

*pats GRM on the back*  

[God-Raped-Me]

Ya, I are teh l00zers.... gonk

 

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

God-Raped-Me

Ya, I are teh l00zers.... gonk

Know waiz. U no eye wuz jawst joeking. L4wlz.  

[God-Raped-Me]

I do know. And I can't talk like that anymore, I'll have an aneurysm.