Twilight means never having to say you're kidding.

[Goddess Ace]

My friend, who's a way bigger fan than I am, said something like Meyer had dreamed of this story and just started writing so maybe that's where glitter vampires come from.


@Bluegrass:
 

[WastelandMama]

Goddess Ace

My friend, who's a way bigger fan than I am, said something like Meyer had dreamed of this story and just started writing so maybe that's where glitter vampires come from.


@Bluegrass:

omg that's awesome ace! rofl  

[moonchie]

bluegrass cat

naw, his little swimmers would technically be the UN-dead, yeah? yeah!

little vampire semen...with fangs...

omg, someone needs to draw that. xd

LUL if someone does draw that they need to post it!!! Edit: YAY, ACE!

My boyfriend is reading it now and he told me that Edward scared the fish when he got into the water cause of his sparkling penor. LULZ! rofl

Oh and yeah I did read it wrong it was tampons. XD  

[Kinta the Skank]

My.... my nurse senses are tingling..  

[teh sexiful nerdy]

Kinta the Skank

My.... my nurse senses are tingling..

oh my... what could it be...? ninja  

[Pachelbel Canon]

XD You actually sent me new pants? Yaaaay!  

[teh sexiful nerdy]

aprilness

XD You actually sent me new pants? Yaaaay!

haha of course I did, I said I would, didn't I? xD  

[Pachelbel Canon]

You are a lady of your word. *puts on pants*  

[teh sexiful nerdy]

aprilness

You are a lady of your word. *puts on pants*

*laughs* but of course :]

omg I showed this blog to my friend Thomas who refuses to read the books as well and then last night at the fair with friends [three of whom read the twilight books] he pointed to some couple who was macking adnwas all like 'hey kaitlin, guess what! OMNOMROUGHSEXNOM!' xD it was amazing. :]  

[Razenof]

teh sexiful nerdy

aprilness

You are a lady of your word. *puts on pants*

*laughs* but of course :]

omg I showed this blog to my friend Thomas who refuses to read the books as well and then last night at the fair with friends [three of whom read the twilight books] he pointed to some couple who was macking adnwas all like 'hey kaitlin, guess what! OMNOMROUGHSEXNOM!' xD it was amazing. :]

ROFL... oww... omg that shits to funny... i love you so much TSN... *falls over laughing* i was at the book release even though i didn't know s**t about the book... now i know what the book about, and i dont have to read it! JOY!
(Ow, damn! On the wooden floor! All night long! Walk six feet, people, the bed’s right there! ******** in that general direction, I’m sure you can get there eventually!)  

[teh sexiful nerdy]

Razenof

teh sexiful nerdy

aprilness

You are a lady of your word. *puts on pants*

*laughs* but of course :]

omg I showed this blog to my friend Thomas who refuses to read the books as well and then last night at the fair with friends [three of whom read the twilight books] he pointed to some couple who was macking adnwas all like 'hey kaitlin, guess what! OMNOMROUGHSEXNOM!' xD it was amazing. :]

ROFL... oww... omg that shits to funny... i love you so much TSN... *falls over laughing* i was at the book release even though i didn't know s**t about the book... now i know what the book about, and i dont have to read it! JOY!
(Ow, damn! On the wooden floor! All night long! Walk six feet, people, the bed’s right there! ******** in that general direction, I’m sure you can get there eventually!)

haha I love you too Raz! :] and you're very welcome <3 I love to share the amazing.