Hiro Totally Has A Soul
Name: Hiro
Complaint: Shane turned my village gay.
Reason for Complaint: There I was, a respectable Raikage of the Cloud Village. Activity was booming. Then Shanon came and screwed every male in my village.
Then the Bacon showed up and gave everyone a heartattack.
Demi Lovato also sang about it, and tried to get Iggy Azalea to feature in it, but she was too busy singing the Pu$$y song.
Your complaint is valid, therefore we shall give you a new Kage. Ryan Seacrest's and Ryan Reynold's love child which was raised by Oprah.
