The Loveless Game

[Erverain]

That's right folks, this is a game where you can do one of three things: Dump the person above you, Decline a fictitious marriage proposal from the above person, or basically crush every romantic prospect the person above you will ever have. Don't forget to put the reasons in, and you can make them as outlandish as you want, or dreadfully realistic.
The reason for me putting this up here is that I saw something similar in the forums, and since that was chugging along quite merrily, I decided to throw one in here, since I didn't see anything resembling it amongst the backlog of dead threads.
Since this is all in good fun, don't hold back. We can all laugh about it later.  

[pickle relish]

I've seen the game in the forums, too, and it's kinda fun. xD

Anyways, I'm dumping you, Erverain. You always spend so much time on your experiments, you never even pay attention to me anymore!! D:  

[invisible-weirdo]

Ooh sounds fun~

Anyway. I shall decline a proposal from you, Pickle. The diamond on the ring wasn't big enough talk2hand  

[pickle relish]

I spent all my money on that ring, Invi! I'm dumping you because you don't appreciate the sacrifices I make for you!! cry  

[Erverain]

Dumping me?! Well, not if I dump you first for infidelity! Proposing to someone else while I'm still there... *sob* I'll show you! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!  

[pickle relish]

You're so emotionally unbalanced. I'm afraid that one day you'd get angry at me over something small and use a freeze ray on me. I hope you understand. But I just can't be with you any longer.