The girl that was coming in early to cover the rest of the overnight ended up getting to work about an hour earlier than I expected her to, so I got to go home at about 3:30 am. When I got home I emptied my pockets and threw my clothes in with some other laundry I had waiting and tossed it in the wash. As I was putting detergent in the drawer I heard a buzzing sound and thought it was strange that someone had left their phone in the laundry room. Then it dawned on me that the buzzing was coming from the washing machine.
I had inadvertently set an alarm to the exact time that I would wash my clothes.
This saved me from washing my phone, which I had left in my pants pocket.
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