Pick up lines and other such stuffs.

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invisible-weirdo

I find pick-up lines funny just because I have no idea how any of them work. It probably also helps that they're never used on me (I don't get hit on in bars (mostly because I don't go to them). Hell, I don't get hit on period. I can count on one hand the guys that have asked me out).

I can count on one hand the guys that have asked me out, too. I don't really count pick-up lines as being asked out, although I don't get those very often, either.  

[Taeryyn]

The guys in my town take note: "My boyfriend's out of town" does NOT get me all hot and bothered. -_-  

[aretoo]

...I wouldn't imagine "my boyfriend's in town, waiting for us to join him" would probably do the trick, either.  

[Red Glacier]

My brother always told me the best pick up line ever was "Hi" :3  

[God-Raped-Me]

Viral, loved the chloroform one!

I agree though pick up lines are retarded! You must live under a rock for one to work on you! I with Peeks on this one, if you can't have a normal conversation ******** off!

Tae, I think anyone saying their spouse is out of town is a complete turn off! I a guy came up to me and said that I would be tempted to spit in his face.  

[Sain After Dark]

Well I know a few naruto ones...It's an awesome cartoon. It's got heaps of good pick up lines.
'If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?' - chibi Shikamaru
'If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?' - can't remember...lol
***This one is rude...*** 'If I flip a fifty cent coin, what are the chances of me geting head?' - Naruto
heh heh...so funny...There are ruder ones, but you'll just have to find the cartoon because this sites probably got children using it... eek