Favorite Name-Calls

[Lord Derpingsworth]

I just love how Strong Bad uses names other than what is stated in the Email.
EX:

Tom B
Sunnyvale, Cactus Area.  

[lunnera]

"Man, would you Walrus Association people PLEASE leave me alone?! I will PAY my DUES when you SEND ME my TUSKS!"  

[Orizion]

"Look, I'm not your friend, monkey dude. In fact, I'm not even gonna call you monkeydude again. I'ma call you Josh. So, a kah-razy cartoon huh, Josh?"  

[lunnera]

"So, Ash & Ant, or Shley & Thony, or whatever you like to be called..."  

[Orizion]

I know it's not a name call right away, which is why it's ironic. This one is pretty funny.

"A person called Cooper, from the city of Franklin, in the state of Tennessee. Told you I could do it.
{Later}Oh, I feel ya, Coopreme."  

[playing with myself]

Jody (not a girl).
Ya know, you could probably ditch that (not a girl) thing, if you just replaced it with something tough and cool and kool and tuff. Like (Bulldozer). Jody (Bulldozer). Nobody's gonna think that guy's a girl.

Well Ms. Dozer...