You Killed Him With WHAT?!: RPs That Should Never Be

[Sentama Lin]

The Fight For Libido
Save the world, one innuendo at a time...

Set in an alternate-reality present-day real world, you and your group of friends are battling against the evil dynasty of Tantra, who is trying to find, and control, the powerful force of Libido. This mystical energy, rooted in all living things, can cause the most powerful bliss, or be the most devastating despoiler, to all humankind. It just so happens that the holder of Libido, which, in present day, has crystallised into a rose-coloured, heart-shaped crystal, embedded inside the soul of a young hero(ine), and this person might be you!

Arm yourself with the magical powers of a magical boy or girl clad in lingerie; or a dashing Victorian lady or gentleman; or a cruel outfit of leathers and whips; or animal ears, tail, and a whip; and fight off the evil forces that try to ruin your very world!

The Czar Of Football (Soccer, That Is)
The glorious sport of football meets the exciting magic of Yu-Gi-Oh!

Also set in an alternate-reality present-day real world, but the entire populace is fascinated with the sport of soccer. Casual friends and family play with each other, in good spirits, in parks and community stadiums, showing off their skills in this ball-kicking, slide-tackling, goal-making sport; while the more professional bunch unleash their skills, aided by magic or extreme physical training, in the larger arenas of the United Soccer Association.

Deep in the shadows, however, various teams have made pacts with darker beings to obtain great power in exchange for causing chaos to the world. You and your own team of football players have discovered this wrongdoing and now have a choice: do you eradicate such despicable acts from the sport, or partake and cause more chaos to better your skills?

Discussion Time: Would you play in these RPs? What are your ideas for roleplays that you feel should never be? Create your own RP ideas that would be too crazy to ever play out!  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

I feel like we've all played the first one.  

[sth the relinquished]

The second one is great. Soccer, plus deals with shady characters? And an excuse for delinquincy!

I'm down for the cause.  

[Sentama Lin]

Oh, definitely, Jaft. Though, what were you, because I was definitely the whip-wielding furry.  

[BlackR.16]

I was a magical being in lingerie  

[Saverio C.]

Innuendo is my thing.  

[ScottyShip]

I'm totally for the Czar of Soccer and Taco Haven!  

[Kaz Likes Cookies]

GO DONUT LEGION!!!! biggrin  

[Sentama Lin]

Gawds, Kyla. I want to play that now... *plots*  

[Arcanas]

The second one slightly reminds me of Prince of Tennis...  

[Sentama Lin]

^_~ How astute. Now that I read over it, that's probably where I got the idea from.  

[Elcia]

I'll take the dashing Victorian lady bit from the first one!
Also Kyla that made me lol. ^_^


I do have a RP that will never be, except for in my story sketches and with good reason it's pretty cheesy/lame:

{yet to be named}
Some where in the universe there is a space station based intergalactic university that attracts students from all over. Well they get sent for the classes but what most gather for are the games. A wide variety of programed environments provide the perfect setting for a array of events, activities and missions all thanks to the “100%” safe 4D holographic projections.

All races welcome.
Large array of fighting styles with appropriate weapons and equipment to choose from.
One elemental "magic" affinity allowed for player with one secret ultimate attack
As well as the ability to summon one custom emergency escape method. (sprouting wings/a pure white stallion/or an airship just to name a few)
 

[Miss-dark8607]

The first one hands down! Though I'm not really much of a RP person. I don't think I'm detailed enough sweatdrop I don't like the rape RP's. Like I know some people like that kind of stuff and it's all pretend but it still turns my stomach seeing those.