*RERRRRT RERRRRT RERRRRT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! SHKSHKSHHKSHHK-* THIS IS ONLY A TEST. IN THE EVENT OF AN EMERGENCY, BLAH BLAH BLAH... *RERRRRRT RERRRRT RERRRRRT Pffttt!*
--A textual translation of the emergency broadcast sounds. xd
This is a test of the Emergency Moron System. Had there been a real moron in the room, there would've been a small mushroom cloud in the place where the idiot had been standing.