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How to eat many chocolate: A three step guide

-Bucky F.'s Eat Many Chocolate Guidebook

Your the kind of person who bursts out with laughter over nothing. Wich may explain all of those times you got in trouble for bursting out laughing over nothing.

-kittee_catt

Salesman-All the things you could ever want in a toothpaste!
Briaa-Does that mean there is a car, a house, and billions of dollars in my toothpaste?

-My last shopping trip fiasco.

Girl- Yes, we have naked slumber parties and we even DO stuff to eachother! ~rolls eyes~
Guy- Well we all get drunk and get naked and do stuff to eachother. ~nods head seriously~
Girl- Wait... what?
Guy- I thought we were telling eachother stuff... ~realizes she was joking~ OH. Wait, don't tell anyone I said that!!!

-Random joke



Scooby dooby doo, where are you, we want to take you to the vet now!!

-Bobby Calloway



~thrusts pencils at you~
I'll take two, please!!

-Random



I love... salad.

-Benchwarmers



My milshake brings lots of kids to my store.

-Big cow at Icecream place



NOOOO!!! NOOO!!! AUNTIE PANCAKE IS GONNA EAT ME!!! NOOOOO!!

-Bucky F. on painkillers



You wish.

-Make a wish foundation



I believe I can fallllll, I belive I will fall and dieeeee...
I believe your getting the words wrong.
what do you mean, that ain't the words? I wrote this song!

-Random



HELP! LEPRECHAUNS ARE DRIVING ME CRRRRRAZZZZZYYYYY!!!!

-briaa on St.Patricks day



It isn't my fault that those yellow bugs are rotting your eyes out. Emoticons are dangerous, Bucky. I thought you would have realized that by now.

-briaa to brother PM



OH MY COW!

-Bucky F.



Satchell Dogg-Ha ha. THis muppet is sooo stupid. Haha. Look at his big poofy mustache.
Bucky Katt- and those little eyes. And look, his ustache is moving around to much!!
Robert- Dude... that's Geraldo Rivera.
Bucky Katt- I don't care if it is Kermit the pig, his mustache is still ridiculous!!

-Get Fuzzy comic



Dude.

-Bucky F.



Claire-You carry bombs, knives, AND guns in your guitar case?
Bucky F.- Yeah... you got a problem with it? *pulls out rifle*

-Random Bucky Roleplay



WHOOO!! Let's go wheelchair racing!!!!!!!!!!

-Bucky F.



random gaian-Since when does Paris Hilton have songs?
briaa- since the dog trainer taught her how to lipsync.

random




This is a plastic bag.

-Garbage bag



Warning- Contains chocolate

-Chocolate candy wrapper




Sorry that our conversations seem to go in circles.

-briaa



briaa-YOUR ON!! I LOVE YOU!!
Ein-Rin- Wait.. what?
briaa- *Sighs* I have to explain this everytime... it is a friendly statement that I make very often. Your lucky you get it yourself. Now, do you understand it this time?
Ein-Rin- Oh... yeah... I do.

-Random PM



I love... salad

-I know I already have this... he said it like three times though. Benchwarmers



Gus... Gus... Ah. GUS-BUS! haha!

-Fairy Jerry


Poem Entry 004
June 09 2006
167 Words
Story

in an effort to get people to look
into each other's eyes more,
the government has decided to allot
each person exactly one hundred
and sixty-seven words, per day.

when the phone rings, i put it
to my ear without saying hello.
in the restaurant i point at chicken noodle soup. i am
adjusting well to the new way.

late at night, i call my long-
distance lover and proudly say:
i only used fifty-nine today.
i saved the rest for you.

when she doesn't respond, i know
she's used up all her words,
so i slowly whisper i love you
thirty-two and a third times.
after that, we just sit on the line
and listen to each other breathe.

-Special thanks to my brother, Jacob Bucky Cross, for letting me use this.

Poem Entry 001
A fateful Date
My definition
No story

STOP/my definition/mistress

mistress:
a word that defines everything
about that one person
who makes you feel smart
and funny
and who is not afraid to
laugh at what you say
who i would listen to
if it were the end of the
-- world --
but it seems that every day
i am stuck in this country of
prep boys and OC and
blondes and bimbos and even
== himbos ==
woth cars and mansions and
++ trailers ++
JUST STOP

mistress:
a person, in this case a woman,
or even just a girl
who can take the words right out of
your mouth.
and if the dictionary defines it
as something crazy
or evil
then maybe that is the definition of

mistress:
a person i know
who makes me feel needed
when everyone else just makes me
feel like i don't fit
in to this california society
that i am stuck in
STOP

and that is my definition of the word
wich i let slip
my sorry
apology
wich i type
for someone i don't know in
the real world
who makes me feel
as if i deserve
to be told
things worth telling.
STOP

and maybe this
sounds strange to you
like i am trying to win you over
but i wrote this sorry apology for you
and for my own self
and if i ever
insult
bother
annoy
anger
STOP
you again tell me
and say it out right Bucky STOP
or yell at me
because i can barely get anything
through this thick skull of mine
with the stiches and staples
and prep boy hate hair
that makes the girls at burger king
stare
swoon
STOP

but they don't and i have never
really written a poem before
so am i doing this right
is this a real poem or just
words thrown together
no rhyme
or pattern
my own life
STOP
written in a wordpad document
and copy/paste/posted here.

can i ever ever ever
explain why i wrote this
i mean
was it just out of
boredom
or was it to say something
like for instance
sorry
for
that word
i let slip
mistress
and why does it
bother me so much that
it bothers YOU
so much?
STOP

and when i called bobby
to tell him of my
untimely mistake
and ask when we could
go surfing again
he kind of laughed it off but
told me
apologize you
dimwit nut
and make it a
crazy person psyche out
apology
that makes people think your
strange in the head
beacuse Bucky,
lad, and he said lad,
you are
good at the
freaking people out
stuff.
STOP

my definition of the word

mistress:
good.
not bad.
or crazy.
or tempermental.
or anything other than.
you.
and.
this.
mind.
twisted.
mind.
of mine.
STOP



-Special thank you to my brother, Jacob Bucky Cross, for letting me use this. This poem was written for Claire Romanchuck.




When you enter a room, I know it without even having to see you. That is how great your effect on me is.

-EX



I hate your guts out.

-EX



I love you to deathness

-EX



DIE SCUMM!!

-EX


WHY, GOD, WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

-EX


I am an idiot for ever thinking you loved me.

-Nobody you need to know.



I would like to invite you to my personal guild. Though the guild is not cleaned out completely from it's last use, it does have a few empty sub forums right now. This guild is going to be a place for me and only a few other certain people to hang out, poll their hearts out, chat, and roleplay, if you want to. The name of the guild is The Hideout, and it is a private guild. The only way your request will be accepted is if you recieved this PM from me. DO NOT SEND THIS TO ANYBODY ELSE!!! This is not a chainletter, it is just an oppourtunity to take a place in this small, private guild. The guild will have many uses, such as bumping for gold, polls, and other things. I also have organized a donation thread... for new users or just if you need something to complete a quest. Click the link below to join, or, if not, just delete this PM as it will be useless to you.

Bucky F.






Boring... time to go back to putting my real thoughts and things in here...

I regret this.

It was horrible. I was asleep, having a nightmare, of all things. I mean, who of all people would have a nightmare when they were asleep? Crazy! Anyways, I was asleep having a nightmare in which I was my gaian avatar and other avatars were coming after me. Then, all of a sudden, katsu comes up and stabs me in the leg with an invisible knife!! I woke up screaming bloody murder... and I could not move my leg. It still hurts now... Oh the horror. Turns out, it had cramped up and my dream had been making things happen to explain the pain. Not good.

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Today i decided my favorite color is purple, among other things. The weather in Florida is cold and sunny, but mostly cold. I do not like Lemon Tea Snapple. I do love the Halloween event. I think sometimes i put things down that I make up, just for the fun of it. Just for the fun. I've been encouraged to make quotes whenever I feel like it, now, by Robert [owner of Forced to Blog] But other than that... I love purple.