vending machine

[shadowrune]

you get a rare item worth a hundred thousand bucks

*inserts coin*  

[Chocolatemilk]

You get a Power Ranger action figure that's been melted down...

*inserts coinage*  

[shadowrune]

you get a glass of chocolate milk.

*insert coin*  

[Chocolatemilk]

You get a coupon for 50% off your next carwash

*inserts coin covered in chocolatemilk*