What will you get for the Twelve Days of Christmas?

[Little rock and roll]

“Rock and Roll: Music for the neck downwards.”- Keith Richards

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:
Twelve punk rockers drumming
Eleven snowmen a-melting
Ten midgets a-leaping
Nine ladies waltzing
Eight alpacas a-milking
Seven gingerbread men a-crumbling
Six drunks a-drinking
Five golden necklaces
Four calling telemarketers
Three French tourists
Two bottles of whiskey
And a owl in a pine tree

"I won't be a rock star. I will be a legend." - Freddie Mercury

 

[Asuna324]

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve street musicians drumming
Eleven candycanes a-sticking
Ten reindeer a-leaping
Nine ladies yodeling
Eight llamas a-milking
Seven hot chocolates a-steaming
Six drunks a-drinking
Five golden necklaces
Four calling telemarketers
Three French fries
Two bottles of whiskey
And a crazy homeless person in an apple tree  

[soul donut]

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve punk rockers drumming
Eleven christmas trees a-twinkling
Ten midgets a-leaping
Nine ladies singing
Eight sheep a-milking
Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating
Six iPods a-playing
Five golden toe rings
Four calling booty calls
Three French berets
Two starving Olsen twins
And a owl in a pine tree  

[ASpiwak]

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve punk rockers drumming
Eleven marshmallows a-puffing
Ten gymnasts a-leaping
Nine ladies singing
Eight cows a-milking
Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating
Six drunks a-drinking
Five golden bowls of chicken noodle soup
Four calling bill collectors
Three French burlesque dancers
Two diamond pinky rings
And a chimp in a peach tree  

[KurimusonChishio]

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve robots drumming
Eleven marshmallows a-puffing
Ten midgets a-leaping
Nine ladies knitting
Eight cows a-milking
Seven rumballs a-drunkening
Six iPods a-playing
Five golden toe rings
Four calling booty calls
Three French berets
Two bottles of whiskey
And a chimp in a peach tree