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ok stare , i will make this loud and clear,this thread is only for jokes, and i mean it. cool
ok , what do you call a witch that went to the beach?

"The doctors did all they could... They tried so hard... and she will be fine"
- Steve Carell "The Office"


idk... i thought it was funny

"Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are." - Robin Williams

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a p***s, and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams

"I realize I use the word '********' alot, and I'd apologize for that.. but I don't give a s**t." - Lewis Black

"And then there's the Homeland Security system, they had it colour-coded, like we're in ******** elementery school! Simplify it, there should be just three levels of security; Jesus Christ, Goddammit, ******** ME!" - Lewis Black

Robin Williams Clips:

winter sports , fukitol , moses

Lewis Black Clips:

Homeland security , Americas #1 , snapping turtle

Don't eat me or I'll give you the shits like never before

What did my left eye say to yours?